Friday, April 13, 2018

Metaphorically Speaking....

The Mom: Uh-oh. Don't look now, dude, but someone's behind you, giving you the hairy eyeball.
Might have something to do with that winter bod comment you made the other day?

Maxwell: Uh, Momma, no offense or anything.
But eyeballs have no hair.
And technically, giving you an eyeball would require surgery.
Or a lot of blood and guts.


And while I'm not squeamish or anything, I surmise that you would not be calmly standing there if Allie were digging her eye out of her socke—

The Mom: Ahhhh, ummm. Never mind....


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Happy #8 to Maxie
our super-geek!
April 14, 2010

19 comments:

  1. Happy Birthday tomorrow, Maxie! Good it isn't today on Friday the 13th!

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  2. Geesh! We don't think that's what you meant! Happy Birthday tomorrow, Maxwell!

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  3. Happy birthday, Maxie! I hope you have something fun planned this weekend!

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  4. Happy Birthday, Maxie!!! You look too innocent and sweet to have ever said something mean about Allie, right?

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  5. Happy Birthday, Maxwell...you don't look a day over six!

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  6. Happy birthday for tomorrow, Maxie! I will never think of the hairy eyeball in the same way again!

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  7. dood...sew haz ya ever wundered if a poe tay toe
    loozed an eye if it wood bee all like hole lee }+^%
    N cranberreez if that dinna hurt like soundz like swell

    hope yur dayz total lee awesum sooooooper grate, eat
    a donut haz fun N heerz two a yeer a head filled with
    happeez N healtheez ❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️❤️♥️

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  8. Don't take everything so literally. But yeah, keep your eyes in your head.

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  9. Happy Birthday Maxwell. I hope you have a fantastic day.
    p.s. I don't think giving an eyeball would involve guts.

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  10. Happy Early Birthday, Maxie! No wait, its already the 14th! SO...Happy Birthday to YOU!

    Petcretary is sending you an email...

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  11. haha!
    Happy birthday Maxie <3

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  12. you could always enucleate the eye of a mouse

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  13. Happy Birthday Maxwell. We are a bit late but will make it up to you if you stop by for Toby's Birthday today MOL
    Timmy and Family

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  14. Happy 8th birthday, you handsome man at you. Sorry I’m late , got caught in a mathematical conundrum.... thought it was a drum of cream! Mol
    Toodle pips and purrs
    Erin

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