Might have something to do with that winter bod comment you made the other day?
Maxwell: Uh, Momma, no offense or anything.
But eyeballs have no hair.
And technically, giving you an eyeball would require surgery.
Or a lot of blood and guts.
And while I'm not squeamish or anything, I surmise that you would not be calmly standing there if Allie were digging her eye out of her socke—
The Mom: Ahhhh, ummm. Never mind....
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Happy #8 to Maxie
our super-geek!
April 14, 2010
Happy #8 to Maxie
our super-geek!
April 14, 2010
Happy Birthday tomorrow, Maxie! Good it isn't today on Friday the 13th!
ReplyDeleteGeesh! We don't think that's what you meant! Happy Birthday tomorrow, Maxwell!
ReplyDeleteHa ha. You're so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Maxie! I hope you have something fun planned this weekend!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Maxie!!! You look too innocent and sweet to have ever said something mean about Allie, right?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Maxwell...you don't look a day over six!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday for tomorrow, Maxie! I will never think of the hairy eyeball in the same way again!
ReplyDeleteOh Maxie, your're just a doll! Hope you have a purrfect birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Maxie! XO
ReplyDeletedood...sew haz ya ever wundered if a poe tay toe
ReplyDeleteloozed an eye if it wood bee all like hole lee }+^%
N cranberreez if that dinna hurt like soundz like swell
hope yur dayz total lee awesum sooooooper grate, eat
a donut haz fun N heerz two a yeer a head filled with
happeez N healtheez ❤️❤️❤️♥️♥️♥️❤️♥️
Don't take everything so literally. But yeah, keep your eyes in your head.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Maxwell. I hope you have a fantastic day.
ReplyDeletep.s. I don't think giving an eyeball would involve guts.
Happy Early Birthday, Maxie! No wait, its already the 14th! SO...Happy Birthday to YOU!
ReplyDeletePetcretary is sending you an email...
Happy Birthday Maxwell ! Purrs
ReplyDeletehaha!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday Maxie <3
Happy birthday, Maxie! Now, RUN!
ReplyDeleteyou could always enucleate the eye of a mouse
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Maxwell. We are a bit late but will make it up to you if you stop by for Toby's Birthday today MOL
ReplyDeleteTimmy and Family
Happy 8th birthday, you handsome man at you. Sorry I’m late , got caught in a mathematical conundrum.... thought it was a drum of cream! Mol
ReplyDeleteToodle pips and purrs
Erin