Monday, April 2, 2018

Things Brothers Should Never Say, #358

Allie: *sigh*
She's standing over there with the camera again, isn't she, Maxie.


Maxwell: ahh, yup.


Maxwell: Thought you woulda been used to it by now. Whut's up with the heavy sigh?


Allie: You wouldn't understand, Maxie.
I still have my winter bod.


Maxwell: Winter bod, summer bod. Looks the same as always to me, Allie. Bit of pudge around the middle—

Allie: I'll pretend you didn't say that, Maxie.


And to think you used to be my favorite brother ....

Boycats. We feel ya, girl. We feel ya.

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23 comments:

  1. our Allie does that too, so don't worry. mom just calls it her winter pjs

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  2. MOL!!! Dear furiends we hope you are having a good Passover! We wanted you to know we did our Passover post on Friday (that's why Passover wasn't listed in Cody's Birthday/Easter post yesterday) Chag Sameach! xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody

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  3. Just remember Allie - one mancat's idea of "pudge" is another mancat's idea of "just more of you to love".....you shouldn't listen to him anyway. You know you're perfect just the way you are.

    Hugs, Teddy

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  4. My neighbor cat Jackie still has her winter bod. It's amazing how quickly she gains and loses weight for the seasons. I'm sure you'll have your summer bod soon enough.

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  5. seriously do not listen to him allie your are gorgeous and your brother is...he's so totally jealous of something everything and probably both. hugs from dai$y =^..*= ♥♥♥

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  6. Zorro still has his winter bod too, Allie. Don't listen to your brother, you're gorgeous ! Purrs

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  7. I see NO pudge around your middle lovely, Allie. And I purr-zonally think that the camera luvs you as much as your human luvs you - lots! And your fursibs luv you, too, I'm suspecting, even though they may not admit it. Hugs!

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  8. Tell Allie not to worry. Our Silver's winter bod is tubby, his summer bod lean 'n mean. Allie will be fine as she gets a spring/summer in her step!

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  9. OMC I just snorted out my drink! MOL Sadly, Mudpie still has her winter bod too...but you're both purrfect just the way you are :)

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  10. Jeez, Allie, can't he see that it's just extra fur to keep you warm for winter? If your area is like the rest of the country, Spring hasn't sprung yet. Boycats can be so rude sometimes.

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  11. Oh, that would get me whapped here!

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  12. Allie, I think he deserves a whap for that.

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  13. Glad I don't have any sisfurs!

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  14. Oh Maxie, Maxie, Maxie... Dont ya unnerstand that girlcats are always 2 years old and weigh 5 pounds?

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  15. You can always count on brothers to say exactly what they are thinking. #NoFilter

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  16. OMC, it's a really good thing we don't have any boycats here - Binga would probably have sprained her whapping paw from overuse.

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  17. Well we all tell cat bro Bert he is the only fat pet and the only boy, so it could be worse for you guys.

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  18. Allie, we think you look purrfect. Boys can be so insensitive! XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

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  19. Allie, you are always awesome. Anyone who would try to fat shame you is wrong.

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  20. Tact doesn't come very high on Maxie's list, Allie.

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  21. Allie, Maxie was probably thinking of his own fat self! ;p

    Malou xx

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  22. Oops, that popped out before he really knew who he was mewing with...the fire's warmth had him all mesmerized...

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