Maxwell: Don't bother me now, boy. I'm using the treadmill.
Faraday: Maxie, that is NOT how you use a treadmill. You're supposed to move on it.
Maxwell: Okay, I'll flip over, then.
Ahh, this tread makes a great backscratcher ....
Faraday: Maxie, seriouslies. Treadmills are for running and stuffs.
Maxwell: Wait. Whut? No one said there'd be exercise.
Faraday: I can see I'm going to have to take this into my own paws.
You and Allie need to get fit in the new year, and I resolve to help you with that.
Allie: I don't recall asking for your assistance, Brat.
Besides, you don't make resolutions for others, you make them for yourself.
It's in the rules.
Faraday: Well you can't just sleep the winter away in that cat cup, Allie.
An' I have just the thing. Now give me a minute to read the instructions ....
Wait. Instructions?
What is Faraday up to now?
(psst. you'll find out on Wednesday ....)
(psst. you'll find out on Wednesday ....)
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Now that's how to use a treadmill!
ReplyDeletewe suspect this may not end well for someone.... :)
ReplyDeleteThat looks like a great way to use the treadmill. I hear they make wonderful clothes racks too!
ReplyDeleteThis is how resolutions work out in this house too ...
ReplyDeleteLove this so funny post!!! The best way to use a treadmill! You are definitely very creative:)
ReplyDeleteBrittany
guyz.....ya did knot heer thiz frum uz....but thiz trix iz
ReplyDeletetotal "sport"
find sum kind foodz N put em ON de tread mill.....nothin two heavy
like a tub oh butter.....sum thin lite...like say de rollz for de
butter.....
line em up either thiz way >>>>> ore de other way...then
find a way ta tern de masheen on..HIGH....
stand bak N watch ☺☺☺♥♥♥
that's about how my mom uses a treadmill. Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody
ReplyDeleteOMC...cracking us up. Mom would like to get Giulietta on the treadmill. Mom is the one who really needs it, but the temp is about 100 degrees below zero in the treadmill room. Can't wait to see what is happening on Wednesday. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWait... what do you mean we can't sleep the winter away in a cat cup?
ReplyDeleteLooks like you are getting more exercise on your treadmill than I ever did on mine. I can't wait to see what you come up with for Wednesday :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I wonder what Faraday has planned.
ReplyDeleteI do think Maxwell is using the treadmill properly, BTW!
Allie, you had better keep a close eye on him!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
* helpless fits of laughter *
ReplyDeleteYou GOOO Maxie!!!! Get er... relaxercising ;-)
Marjorie and the Dash Kitten Crew
That mill looks plenty treaded to me!
ReplyDeleteMy cat cousin Bowie uses Gramma's treadmill to keep his toys safe by storing them under the treadmill where we can't fit.
ReplyDeletethis is not going to end well.. I just know it.
ReplyDeleteSounds like trouble brewing! My mum has so much junk piled on her treadmill that she doesn't even know if it is still under there.
ReplyDeleteTreadmills are great for napping and for hanging clothes on......
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Uh oh...I can see Faraday rubbing his paws together as we speak. Mudpie *totally* plans to sleep the winter away in her favorite nap spots!
ReplyDeleteUh oh,sounds like some trouble may be brewing :o
ReplyDeleteWE gotta see this ;)
Wait until we grab some treats.
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
oh no it sounds like Faraday is up to something!
ReplyDeleteWe hear some humans use the treadmill as a clothes hanger! We can't wait to see what Faraday is up to.
ReplyDeleteMOL...I thought the treadmill was made for that :D Pawkisses for an easy day :) <3
ReplyDeleteWe never saw a treadmills before, but it looks great for napping ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteMaxwell, I like your style.
ReplyDeleteMOL!!! We have a nordic track that languishes as a clothes hanger,OMC!!
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