Cat Conversations #512

Faraday: Hey, Maxie, why're we sitting here, staring out at a backyard we can't play in, again?
Maxwell: It's called "getting fresh air".

Faraday: An' why's this such a good idea again? Cuz all I wanna do is tear into that squirl who's sitting there laffing at us right now.

Maxwell: Well, Momma said—
Faraday: Pfft. Mommy also said going to the vets and getting our toofs cleaned was a good idea, and you know how that turned out.

Hey, it's not my fault you guys have so many cavities....

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(almost) Wordless Wednesday

Look who's been dipping into the nip....

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Cyber Glam

Allie: Excuse me...
I hope you don't mind, but I put a few things in your cart online for Cyber Monday.

The Mom: Allie! *cue choking sounds* That's a diamond collar with a 1.52-carat marquise-cut pendant, for— 

A hundred and fifty thousand dollars?!?

Allie: Is it too much, do you think? Is it? 

I don't want it to look gaudy....

You're right. It's too much. 

Let's stick with the option without the pendant attached.

The Mom: *faints*

You think we jest? Check this out....

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Black Friday Fire Drill!

Maxwell: Dood, what are you doing?

Faraday: Everyone's talking about all the HOT Deals going on today, since it's Black Fridays, an' stuffs. I just like to be prepared. You know what happened the last time things got hot around here....

Please shop responsibly!  ;-)

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Ready for Thanksgiving? Faraday is!

*big eyes* Is that ... turkey?  And gravy?

*reaches for plate*

Can you push the stuffing closer, pleez? I can't quite reach it from here.

*prepares to snag --- *

FARADAY!

What do you mean, "you're not invited"?
B-b-but I washed my paws an' ... an' ... everything.

*cue lower lip quiver*

(Yeah, this is how he got the turkey. And the pumpkin pie.)

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From our home to yours:

Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving

Monday Morning Brrrrz

Faraday: Go 'wayz... I'm cold!

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A Twisty (tie) Tale

Allie: What do you have there, Maxie?
Maxwell: Dunno, Allie, but I'm sure it's important science stuff, since papa dropped it.

Faraday: *scoffing noise* Seriouslies, Maxie? Just looks like a piece of white plastic to me.
Allie: Hm, let me take a closer look....

Allie: Looks like a zip tie to me.
Faraday: A zip tie?
Allie: I hear there are loads of uses for them. Like holding things together, sealing things securely shut.

Maxwell: Wait. You mean, like sealing our food bin from incursions by grey-and-white tuxedo cats?
I need to investigate this, stat!

Allie: *dirty look*  And I thought you were the nice brother....

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