Monday, December 2, 2019

Cyber Glam



Allie: Excuse me...
I hope you don't mind, but I put a few things in your cart online for Cyber Monday.


The Mom: Allie! *cue choking sounds* That's a diamond collar with a 1.52-carat marquise-cut pendant, for— 
A hundred and fifty thousand dollars?!?

Allie: Is it too much, do you think? Is it? 
I don't want it to look gaudy....

You're right. It's too much. 
Let's stick with the option without the pendant attached.

The Mom: *faints*
You think we jest? Check this out....



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19 comments:

  1. Oh wow! That might be a bit much, mum isn't a big bling wearing purrson. I don't wear a collar either.

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  2. oh yoo shood so git it!!! it wood look fab

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  3. That would look fab on you, Allie! Wear it to lounge in this bed https://www.rockstarpuppyboutique.com/silver-crystal-dog-bed/.

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  4. Go for it, Allie! Aim high!
    And you'd look gorgeous in that necklace, but you look gorgeous without adornment. Your natural beauty is breathtaking...

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  5. Allie...Girlfriend if anyone deserves this, you do. BUT...wait until a very special event is near and then ask. Ya know?

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  6. Do you think they would switch out the brown leather for black or pink?

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  7. Oh Allie! Its very pretty but we're sure a kitty boutique would have one better.
    Purrs, Bibi

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  8. Allie Daaahling, you wouldn't what THAT. It's for a DOG!

    Purrs,
    Tama

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  9. Allie clearly has a strong sense of her worth...

    Polly

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  10. All we can say is HOLY CARP!!!!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  11. You're worth every penny, Allie! <3

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  12. We bet you get free shipping with that.

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  13. Well, maybe try a Zircon version? You really CAN'T tell the difference...

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  14. Holy Crap!!!! I'm with the cubic zirconia model, if that exists

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  15. Sheesh! That's not extravagant at all is it? Holy smokes! I think I prefer the pretty pink pearl one with the fakey diamond heart pendant on the Winnie's wish auction right now.. ;) (sorry, had to!)

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  16. And we thought we were pushy asking for a bag of Nip Mice

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