'Toon Tuesdays

Ohhhh noes!

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

Spoiler Alert!

Miffed Girlcat is Miffed.

(aka:
The grass is NOT greener.
Anywhere.
At all.)

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Attack Cat!

Whatcha got there, Maxie? 

 

Maxwell: Oh nothing, Momma.

 Just a.... MOUSE!  

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Vishus Killer, Redux

Faraday: Over  here, Mommy.

Faraday: No-o-o-o, bring it closer!
 

Faraday: Seriouslies, you gotta wiggle it or something, Mommy!

Faraday: *sigh-h-h* I'm waaaaaaiting.....

Good help is so hard to find, isn't it kiddo?

You said it, Mommy. Not me.

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'Toon Tuesdays

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Conversational Skills #FAIL

Allie: *sigh-h-h* It's getting colder outside, Maxie.
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: Shorter days, too.
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: You realize that means fewer sunpuddles, don't you?
Maxwell: Yup.

Allie: You're a real conversationalist, Maxie.
Maxwell: Nope.

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New Book! New Cover! Bored Kitty!

[UPDATE/NEWSFLASH!  The mom's doing a happy dance! Tau Ceti became Amazon's #1 New Release in Hard Science Fiction last night! Yippee!]

Faraday: Don't look now, Maxie, but Mommy's got new cover art for her first book.
Maxwell: Uh...congratulations?
Faraday: DON'T encourage her, Maxie. Seriouslies.

NEW cover for book #1!

Faraday: I mean, reeeeeallies.

Have you seen the book that came out yesterday?

There's something wrong wif the lady on the cover. She gots no furs on her head!

Maxwell: Uhhh. Did you tell Momma?

Faraday: Of course I didz, Maxie. She sez it's on purpose. *cue scoffing noise*

Yep, kiddo. That's on purpose. 

Something happens to her in the story. 

But don't worry. It has a happy ending. And even a little romance.

Book 3, released yesterday:  Tau Ceti: The Phage

Faraday: Ewwww, is there KISSY stuffs? 

No thank you, Mommy. Imma just gonna sit here and be bored.

*cue snoring kitty noises*

It's such a rough life, being a kitty....

Guess I'd better figure out a way to make it up to him, pronto....

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