The Music Mancat

Faraday: Maxie, seriouslies. You think you're a maestro or somthin'?

Maxwell: Dood, I firmly believe a mancat should continue to improve upon himself.

The thing's right here. What could go wrong?

Faraday: My ears, Maxie. You could make my ears bleed.

Maxwell: *scoffing noise* Dood. I've heard you meow. Pull the other one.

(cue plinking sounds)

Faraday: Just wait'll Daddy hears you murdering Bach.

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Don't do it, dood

Maxwell: *calculating look*

the Mom: Maxie....
 Maxwell: *slow-w-wly stretches paw out*
the Mom: This won't end well, kiddo....

Maxwell: *lifts paw once more*
Yeah, but it's worth it.
It's soooo worth it.

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I see you!

Just meowin'.

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Friday Puns

Maxwell: Don't look now, dood, but you're being mooned.

Faraday: I'm WHUT? By who?


Maxwell: Dood. *pointed look*

Faraday: *glare* I see what you did there.

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When your window washing game's not on point...

...and your biggest critic's a bit vocal about it....

Seriously Faraday, are you gagging?

(no one does snark like a cat.)

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Just hangin' out on the deck.
You?

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Speaking of Wide Loads....

Faraday: (muffled voice) Uh, Maxie...?

Maxwell: Uhhh, yeah?

Faraday: You make a great sunlight blocker for my eyes, but I can't breathe through all that bulk yanno.

Faraday: Mebbe I oughta take your share of bonito flakes tonight an' stuffs.

Maxwell: ...and now there's some disparaging going on behind me.

Faraday: Well, speaking of BEHINDS...

Maxwell: Watchit, dood. I'm bigger'n you.

Faraday: MY POINT EXACTLY MAXIE. 

No worries.

...I'll tell Mommy to give me all your noms for a few days.

Maxwell:  *sigh-h-h-h*

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Da BOMB

The Mom: Don't look now, kiddo, but there's a bird photobombing you....

  
Faraday: Is he nommy?

The Mom: No, but he does compliment your eyes beautifully.

Faraday:  Hrmpf. Like that matters. If he's not nommy, I'm not interested.

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Real-life Maneki-niko

Faraday: Wanna play "pull my paw"?

Happy Friday!

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One Word Wednesday

Snooze

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One Word Wednesday

Toasty.

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Friday Ablutions

Faraday: It's kinda nice, being the Only Cat inna house today.

Allie an' Maxie are getting their toofs cleaned, and that means I get Maxie's lounger ALL to myselfs an' stuffs.

The Mom: You know what that means, though, don't you, kiddo?

Next Friday, it's your turn.

Wait. Mommy, I think we needs to talk about this....

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You call THAT a Scratch?

Faraday: Seriouslies, Allie.

 

Now that was a scritchy-scratch.

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Monday Zzzzs

Faraday: Wake me when it's Friday,

okays?

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Who ordered the colds?

Faraday: When you said "want to come out and see my new weather station?"...

I assumed you'd order the warmz to go along wif it, Mommy!

Srsly, take me inna house, NOWZ.

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Bossy Big Sisters FTW

Faraday: Ooo, lookit what showed up inna kitchen!
A brown paper kitteh Slip 'n' Slide!
This is gonna be funzies!

Allie: I don't see your name on it, Brat.  And if anyone's going to call dibs, it's the Eldest Kitty. Got it?

Faraday: *sotto voce* Biggest, meanest, bossiest, fattest kitty, you means.

Allie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Allie: *whispers* I know where you sleep, Brat. remember that.

Allie: *sigh* Honestly! Kids these days!

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Post Holiday Blues

Faraday: What do you mean, 'the holiday's over'?

This is wrong, Mommy.
On soooo many levels.

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Wishing you ...

From all of us, to all of you....

Thank you for sharing your time with us!

Your comments warm us and make us smile — and we hope that we've brought some warmth and light and laughter into your life as well.

Happy Holidays!

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Playing Coy

The Mom: Hey kiddo, want to play with one of the toys your Aunt Connie made for you?

Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy. I'm offended that you felt like you actually had to ask....

*cur flirtatious and coy expression*

Hey, check it out!  Google Assistant's now taking some of our photos and merging them into a pretty decent animated video. The mom is impressed by the morphing technology they're using. She says it's pretty sweet!

And in case you don't know our Aunt Connie, and want to check out some pretty adorable foster kittehs, swing by her blog, Tales from the Foster Kittens and say hello!

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Post-Turkey Retaliation

SOME kitties like turkey, too, Mommy.
And SOME kitties like pumpkin pie.

And if SOME kitties don't get their fair share of the goods....

SOME kitties won't be responsible for where leftovers might appear inside the house.

EXHIBIT "A". 

Found at top of stairs.

Half-eaten.

EXHIBIT "B".

(and no, Mommy will not let us show the evidence, so don't ask.)

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