Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Listen to what she did to me!!!
First she bundles me up and STUFFS me in this carrier thingy...
And THEN she takes me to this place that smells of doggies..and she... (wait for it)...she...leaves me there. I know, I know...shocking.
They did all sorts of Unmentionable things to me and the next thing I knew I was singing drunken sailor tunes at the top of my lungs and Mommy was laffing at me while we drove home.
But wait! There's More!
We get home, she lets me out of that Horrid Contraption...and I discover this icky Purple Thing has attached itself to my leg!
But do I get any help at all from the Meanest Mommy Ever? Ohhh nooooooooo.... She just gets out the flashy box and proceeds to follow me around. HMPF.
Well, if she's not going to help me, I'm not going to help her. Notice the only thing in focus in any of these shots is the Horrid Purple Thing.
Trying to emphasize a point here: I has the Very Meanest Mommy Ever, can you tell?
I had to just walk away in disgust.
(Note from Mom: Faraday had his teeth cleaned, and the purple bandage was a pressure bandage that had to stay on for one hour only, and then came off. If I'm lucky, I might be forgiven by Chanukah. Just in time to give him more Wand Toys.)