Classic Ryker Part 1
- This morning I was all ctrl+alt+NOSE then ctrl+alt+NIPEAR. NOTHING worked. sheeesh! Howz a kitty to get his morning kibble around here C'MON WOMAN REBOOT!
- Humans. SOOO Gullible. *snort* Hey look, isn't that Brad Pitt? munchmunchmunch OH LOOK, YOU FINISHED ALL YOUR FRIES
- @VPI so Person just insured @Allie_Kitti (aka Allie The Pest). That means she's STAYING. I feel the need for a therapeutic massage coming on...that covered under my policy, right?
- WANNA KNOW HOW A SNOTTY CAT PURRS? Maxwell: "purrrrSKNNKKKpurrrSKKNNNKKKKpurrrrSKKNNNKKKKKpurrrr..." oh, and then there's the juicy spray.
- FACEBOOKING (verb): you open book, I plant my face in it. PRIORITIES, HUMAN, PRIORITIES! nothing's more important than petting me!
SO FUNNY!!!!
ReplyDeleteHaHaMeow! Facebooking - we are familiar with this term!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so funny.
ReplyDeleteMOL! Number two ... purrfect. And you could replace Maxwell's name with "Moosey" in number four! :)
ReplyDeleteFaraday: *takes notes* M-o-o-s-e-y.... GOT IT!
DeleteHAH! Hey, my furrend Allie isn't a pest!
ReplyDeletesee why ya like those tweets
ReplyDeleteOoh, I have a wheeze myselfs sometimes, Maxwell! I hope I dont have ta get meds fer it... - Ayla
ReplyDeleteHey Tonk, Hey Ryker's Boys, Hey Allie, Jet here.
ReplyDeleteHave you been reading the minds of Puffy and Fluffy... good ones... totally feline point of view!
Now those are some good ones!!
ReplyDeleteI love these!
ReplyDelete*MOL*
ReplyDelete*giggles* Happy Mothers Day!
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