Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Kitteh Komplaints

I have the Very Meanest Mommy ever to exist on the planet, E-V-E-R!
Rilly!
Listen to what she did to me!!!

First she bundles me up and STUFFS me in this carrier thingy...

And THEN she takes me to this place that smells of doggies..and she... (wait for it)...she...leaves me there. I know, I know...shocking.

They did all sorts of Unmentionable things to me and the next thing I knew I was singing drunken sailor tunes at the top of my lungs and Mommy was laffing at me while we drove home.

But wait! There's More!

We get home, she lets me out of that Horrid Contraption...and I discover this icky Purple Thing has attached itself to my leg!

But do I get any help at all from the Meanest Mommy Ever? Ohhh nooooooooo.... She just gets out the flashy box and proceeds to follow me around. HMPF.


Well, if she's not going to help me, I'm not going to help her. Notice the only thing in focus in any of these shots is the Horrid Purple Thing.

Trying to emphasize a point here: I has the Very Meanest Mommy Ever, can you tell?


I had to just walk away in disgust.


(Note from Mom: Faraday had his teeth cleaned, and the purple bandage was a pressure bandage that had to stay on for one hour only, and then came off. If I'm lucky, I might be forgiven by Chanukah. Just in time to give him more Wand Toys.)



22 comments:

  1. Oh, definitely a mean mom! Especially because she followed you around with the camera!

    We're glad it was just a tooth cleaning, though, presumably no extractions.

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    1. No extractions this time (whispers: but Maxie's going in on the 22nd and he had TWELVE pulled last time!!!)

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  2. Poor Faraday.....yep, those mommies can be seriously mean. (and that purple thing mysterious appearing can't be good either)

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    1. *sniff* SEE MOMMY!!! Some peeps unnerstand how MEAN you are!

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  3. Poor Faraday - I really feel for you buddy.. Sometimes those oomans are so mean to us. I mean, how could she do that to youuuuuuu!!

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  4. Oh, but an hour in cat hours is like... FOREVER!

    Hope you're feeling better, buddy. purrs

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  5. Oh yes, cat hours. Not to e trifeled with!

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  6. Holy Cod. Time for strategic yakking!

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  7. Ugh! Mean doesn't even begin to tell the story. Although I bet your teeth feel fresher!

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  8. Oh My Cat!! How could she do that! And that horrid carrier thingy...I hate it! Mom and Dad can barely grab me fast enough to get me into it. Yuck. And she had no r-e-s-p-e-c-t for your condition...can't they EVER put down that camera! hisss growwwl shptttt

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  9. Whoa, your Mom IS mean! Better warn Maxwell and Allie. Their turn may be coming.

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  10. * shakes head * Faraday mate, Mum did the same to me! and she took pictures too. Iffen you could have seen me hopping around the garden in a BLUE pressure bandage being chased by mum * fumes *. You are not alone, make her suffer * grins *

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  11. Oh yeah, that sounds pretty mean to us, Faraday! And we can't believe she actually tried taking pictures of you with that purple thingy on your leg. The nerve!

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  12. Faraday our blogging Mommies are just AWFUL! I soooo agree!!! They use our horrendous day at the vet for fodder on their blogs!!!

    xoxoxo

    Love, Cody

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  13. Oh man, Faraday...that sounds just awful!!

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  14. And if he was wet, he would look wet every time yous looked at him for the next 2 weeks! (That's what me does)
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  15. We would offer a lot of sympathy, but until you have a ladygarden operashun, we just aren't feelin it.

    Ayla (3 times) and Iza (once only, thankfully)

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  16. I hope Faraday has recovered from his ordeal!!!

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  17. Oh but cats can hold a grudge!! Faraday you eek it out as long as you can, buddy xox

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