Monday, January 9, 2017

New Year's resolution #FAIL

Faraday: Maxie! Hey, Maxie!
Maxwell: Don't bother me now, boy. I'm using the treadmill.

Maxwell, sprawled out on the treadmill, taking a nap

Faraday: Maxie, that is NOT how you use a treadmill. You're supposed to move on it.

Faraday gives Maxie a disgusted look

Maxwell: Okay, I'll flip over, then.
Ahh, this tread makes a great backscratcher ....

Maxwell rolls over, looking very comfy on the treadmill

Faraday: Maxie, seriouslies. Treadmills are for running and stuffs.
Maxwell: Wait. Whut? No one said there'd be exercise.

Maxwell looks up from his resting spot on the treadmill, looking startled and disturbed

Faraday: I can see I'm going to have to take this into my own paws.
You and Allie need to get fit in the new year, and I resolve to help you with that.

Allie looks on disdainfully

Allie: I don't recall asking for your assistance, Brat.
Besides, you don't make resolutions for others, you make them for yourself.
It's in the rules.

Faraday: Well you can't just sleep the winter away in that cat cup, Allie.
An' I have just the thing. Now give me a minute to read the instructions ....


Wait. Instructions?
What is Faraday up to now
(psst. you'll find out on Wednesday ....)
 
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26 comments:

  1. we suspect this may not end well for someone.... :)

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  2. That looks like a great way to use the treadmill. I hear they make wonderful clothes racks too!

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  3. This is how resolutions work out in this house too ...

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  4. Love this so funny post!!! The best way to use a treadmill! You are definitely very creative:)
    Brittany

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  5. guyz.....ya did knot heer thiz frum uz....but thiz trix iz
    total "sport"
    find sum kind foodz N put em ON de tread mill.....nothin two heavy
    like a tub oh butter.....sum thin lite...like say de rollz for de
    butter.....

    line em up either thiz way >>>>> ore de other way...then
    find a way ta tern de masheen on..HIGH....

    stand bak N watch ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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  6. that's about how my mom uses a treadmill. Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody

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  7. OMC...cracking us up. Mom would like to get Giulietta on the treadmill. Mom is the one who really needs it, but the temp is about 100 degrees below zero in the treadmill room. Can't wait to see what is happening on Wednesday. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  8. Wait... what do you mean we can't sleep the winter away in a cat cup?

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  9. Looks like you are getting more exercise on your treadmill than I ever did on mine. I can't wait to see what you come up with for Wednesday :)

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  10. Hmmm... I wonder what Faraday has planned.

    I do think Maxwell is using the treadmill properly, BTW!

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  11. * helpless fits of laughter *

    You GOOO Maxie!!!! Get er... relaxercising ;-)

    Marjorie and the Dash Kitten Crew

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  12. That mill looks plenty treaded to me!

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  13. My cat cousin Bowie uses Gramma's treadmill to keep his toys safe by storing them under the treadmill where we can't fit.

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  14. this is not going to end well.. I just know it.

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  15. Sounds like trouble brewing! My mum has so much junk piled on her treadmill that she doesn't even know if it is still under there.

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  16. Treadmills are great for napping and for hanging clothes on......

    The Florida Furkids

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  17. Uh oh...I can see Faraday rubbing his paws together as we speak. Mudpie *totally* plans to sleep the winter away in her favorite nap spots!

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  18. Uh oh,sounds like some trouble may be brewing :o
    WE gotta see this ;)
    Wait until we grab some treats.
    Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

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  19. oh no it sounds like Faraday is up to something!

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  20. We hear some humans use the treadmill as a clothes hanger! We can't wait to see what Faraday is up to.

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  21. MOL...I thought the treadmill was made for that :D Pawkisses for an easy day :) <3

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  22. We never saw a treadmills before, but it looks great for napping ! Purrs

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  23. MOL!!! We have a nordic track that languishes as a clothes hanger,OMC!!

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