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Monday, February 15, 2021

Record Breaking Mews?


Maxwell: Mo-o-m-m-m-m! It's MINUS FIFTEEN DEGREES OUTSIDE.

Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie, can you hold it down? Some of us are trying to ignore the Mondays over here.

Maxwell: But dood, it's, like, record breaking cold with wind chills of—

Allie: Maxie, do we look like we care?

 Maxwell: *sigh-h-h*   

The Mom: It's tough being the smart kitty in the family, isn't it dood?

Maxwell: Momma, you have no idea....

We heard it was snowing in HOUSTON today of all places! 

Craaaazy weather! What's it like where you are?


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Monday, November 9, 2020

Major Monday Decisions

 


Maxwell: To jump or not to jump....

That's a pretty intense question to ponder this early on a Monday. Maybe I'd better sleep on it a bit longer....

Dood, we feel ya....

 

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Wednesday, September 16, 2020

We interrupt this blog for a book announcement

Faraday: There she goes again, Maxie, hogging all our time.
*sigh*
Maxwell: Yeah, dood, but you forget, we helped her, being her muses and all. Besides, she has cats in the books. And they talk.
Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie....
Maxwell: Yup, and they're named after physicists, just like us.
Faraday: *rolls paw* yeah yeah yada yada

Maxwell: Don't believe me? Scroll down for an excerpt. (spoiler alert: he demands S-T-E-A-K)
Faraday: I'd rather play wif  my new toy....


Maxwell: Dood, you're cruising for trouble, aren't you?
Look, I just think it's cool that her new laptop shows her as a hologram when she types....


Monday's release: 20 sci-fi tales, and more than 600 pages, featuring a vast array of storytelling styles. Including one from our mom!
https://smarturl.it/TEU6

And then in two weeks, the next big book comes out (here there be CATS).
Here's an excerpt from ...

https://smarturl.it/CProtocol

Ever wonder what the warriors of the Unit and Shadow Recon do on their days off?

If your team leader happens to be a big, badass Marine named Thaddeus Severance the Third, you might just find yourself fighting wildfires on a small terraformed planet named Ceriba, orbiting Procyon's white dwarf, Myr. And when they're done with that? There's the small matter of a payout to settle....


   "Forty-five minutes later, Micah brought the Firestrike to a rest, wheels gently kissing the tarmac at Mount Huntington Aviation. On-staff medics were standing by to receive the two smokejumpers, both of whom Nina had triaged on the way back.  

Micah hopped out and began to shrug out of his fire-retardant flight suit. He let the arms flap behind him as he joined Nina at the vessel’s side entrance and began restocking the medical supplies the medics had brought along with them.
Movement behind the medics caught his eye and he saw the sleek form of a large cat emerge from the tree line. It came streaking toward them across the clearing.
A piercing whistle split the air moments later, a heads-up from the tower. The cat’s ears flattened in annoyance but he didn’t break his loping stride. Thad pivoted at the sound, and then erupted in a string of low curses when he saw the animal arrowing toward them.
Micah smothered a laugh at the Marine’s reaction.
“Let me guess,” he said, stepping up beside Thad and clapping him on the shoulder. “You still owe him some steaks and he’s here to collect.”
“Dang extortionist,” Thad muttered. The black panther slowed to a prowl, chuffing as he drew to a stop in front of them.
{Deal’s a deal,} Micah heard over his wire as the cat lifted baleful green eyes and pinned them on Thad. {Fifty steaks. I’ve had three.}
Thad’s eyes narrowed and he jabbed a finger toward the large animal. “You’ve had six, you mangy bastard.”
{Too small. Had to double up,} the cat replied, batting away Thad’s finger with a massive paw.
A snort erupted from Nina, causing Thad to pivot and pin her with the kind of glare only a Marine captain could dish out.
“You have something to say, chief?” he demanded.
Micah cupped a hand over his mouth to hide a smile as Nina smirked.
“Sir, yes sir,” she said. “Just wondering if the captain bothered to negotiate the size of those steaks before he entered into the agreement, sir.”
One of the medics paused on her way past. “Chief’s got you there, Thad,” the woman said. Nodding to the black cat, she added, “Pascal’s a pretty savvy negotiator. He’s already conned cook out of ten kilos of bison jerky and two bags of catnip.”
“Catnip?” Micah’s brows rose. He turned to face Pascal. “I didn’t know panthers liked catnip.”
{Not a panther,} Pascal responded.
Micah’s brow furrowed in confusion. “What?”
The medic tilted her head to indicate the ranger station. “A Huntington park ranger dropped by while you guys were rescuing the smokejumpers. Took one look and recognized Pascal’s build and markings.”
{Ceriban hunting cat,} the cat under scrutiny supplied, and then slitted his eyes at Thad once more. {Require lots of fresh meat. More than panthers. Deal’s now for seventy-five steaks.}
“Whoa, hoss, hold on there,” Thad protested. He crossed his arms and stared down at the big animal. “Ain’t nobody ever told you? You can’t renegotiate a contract after the fact.”
{Was negotiated based on panther intake.} Pascal gave the big Marine the feline equivalent of a smirk. {Ceriban hunting cats require more calories.}
“Why you…I oughtta….” Thad sputtered. He glowered at Pascal for another few seconds, and then turned on his heel and marched toward the ranger’s building.


Monday, September 14, 2020

Monday Blues


Day 34 of our Protest. When the Morning Bonito Flakes haven't kicked in yet and you find yourself sitting in the sink because the faucet kept dripping and it was mesmerizing and you might have overindulged in the nip a bit too much the previous night....




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The Mom is busy chasing a hot book deadline coming up in September...
An' she's kinda mad wif the new Blogger interface...
So she's protesting it by dropping unedited phone pics onna blog for the next few weeks. 

Purrsonally, we think that violates Article XVII, Section 65, paragraph B in the Feline Articles of Cat-stitution.
What do you think?


Wednesday, August 12, 2020

(Almost) Wordless Wednesday



Laundry Blues.



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Monday, July 27, 2020

The sunpuddle that almost was



 Maxwell: Hey! Is that a sunbeam?


Yup, it sure is. Now to figure out how to pull these blinds up so I can sunpuddle in it....



*sighhh* Oh, for opposable thumbs....



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Monday, July 6, 2020

The Dread Feather Roberts



Did you hear about celebs remaking The Princess Bride to feed people during the COVID crisis? 
Maxwell decided to do his part....

Maxwell (as Inigo): Hello there! Slow going?
Dread Feather Toy: < climbing cliff >
Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
Maxwell (as Inigo):  Sorry, dood.
(Hey Maxie, dood, that was off script. Maxwell: *calls out* LINE!)


Maxwell (as Inigo): I do not suppose you could speed things up?
Dread Feather Toy: If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.


Maxwell (as Inigo): I could do that, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Dread Feather Toy: That does put a damper on our relationship.


Maxwell (as Inigo): I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top.

Dread Feather Toy: That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
 

Maxwell (as Inigo): Who are you?
Dread Feather Toy:  No one of consequence.


Maxwell (as Inigo):  I must know.
Dread Feather Toy:  Get used to disappointment.

 
Maxwell (as Inigo):  Hello, my name is Maxico Montoya. You keel my feather. Prepare to die!

Hey, we never said he was a good actor....


For a look at the remake that inspired this post, check out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYfqgI2fwdw

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Monday, June 29, 2020

Sneaking up on...



...Monday.

Maxwell: Shhhh...I'm incognito.
If it doesn't see me coming, then maybe I can scare it away....



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Wednesday, June 24, 2020

That look you get....



...when the pesky squirrel who's been taunting you just gets hosed down by the automatic sprinkler.




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Monday, June 22, 2020

When your nap is rudely interrupted

Faraday: Z-z-z-z-z-z.... Whuuu—?

 

Maxwell: Don't look now, dood, but she's at it again....


Heyyy, I'm sharing MY chair with you guys!

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Wednesday, June 10, 2020

A wand toy stalker

Maxwell: Uh, don't look now, Allie, but we have a stalker....


It's that blue wand toy from Monday.


Allie: Well, don't just sniff it, Maxie. Play with it.


Maxwell: Hey wand toy, you wanna play? Wait, are you defying gravity? How are you standing up on end like that? Maybe this deserves further study....


Allie: *sigh* Maxwell, you're hopeless.

Maxwell: But inquisitive. Hopeless, but inquisitive. Right, mister wand toy?
Uhh, you're getting a bit close there, buddy. Wanna back off a bit?

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Monday, June 8, 2020

Monday Blues

Maxwell: Hullo, mister wand toy. Do Mondays make you blue, too?



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Wednesday, May 20, 2020

A Snooze and a Derp

Faraday: We commandeered Mommy's chair for naptime today.


...an' then she had to go get the flashy box, 'cuz  someone was derping.
*cue eyeroll*


Yes, but...but...but....
That tongue!!!



Faraday: *sigh* Humans. Whatcha gonna do anyways?



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Wednesday, April 15, 2020

Social ... distance?




What is this "social distancing" of which you speak?
(and move over, you're hogging the chair, momma)



Sheeesh. Like she needs the room.
I'm being purrfectly reasonable here.
It's not like I'm sitting on her keyboard, or her fingers.
She can still write....


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Monday, April 13, 2020

You fight like a ...

Maxwell: Wait. Is that a...?


*sniff-f-f-f*
Yup. It's a snake toy, all right.  


Wait!  Get back here, and fight like a.... Like a....


*hrmpf*

Whatta snake.


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Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Maxie's a fan. No foolin' (well, uh, maybe)

Maxwell: Tomorrow's the big release for book 2 in the Sol Dissolution series, so I thought I'd show my support by posing next to the cover art.

(and trying to eat the eraser off her pencil, but I digress)



I'd give it two thumbs up, except, well...
A. No thumbs, and
2. I, uh, can't read.

(How'm I doing? Can I stop now? I think my chin muscles are cramping....)



Good job, dood.
 
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Monday, March 30, 2020

Two outlets and a Tonk

Faraday: *grumble* Who put this stuffs on the kitchen table, where I was gonna take my Monday nap?


Maxwell: Dood, sweet! Looks like someone's gonna do some electrical wiring!
That's fourteen gauge wire, unless I miss my guess.... And check it out! Two outlets and a GFCI.


Faraday: I'll GFC-YOU if you don't get this stuffs offa my table.
Seriouslies, Maxie, I'm not a Monday kinda kitty. You know these things.

The Mom: Let's talk about the fact you're on the kitchen table to begin with, why don't we?



Faraday: *stink-eye* Suuuuure, Mommy.
Soon's you set down that camera.

I can tell what a huge priority it is for you an' stuffs.
/sarcasm

Maxwell: Dood. Burnnnnnn.

*sigh-h-h* 
Is it Tuesday yet?

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Monday, March 23, 2020

Very punny, Faraday.

Faraday: Hey, Maxie, whatcha doin'?


Maxwell: Measuring the height of my box. Let's see...it looks like it's about twelve hands, give or take a paw....
Faraday: You're measuring in hands?
Maxwell: Well, I heard that's how they do it with horses, so I figured I'd give it a try.
 

Faraday: Uh, Maxie, you ain't got no hands.
Maxwell: You think you can do it any better? Why don't you come over here and give it a try, then?

Faraday: Nope, you jus' go on ahead wif that. You're the one who does maths and stuffs.
When it comes to measuring stuff, I'm all thumbs.




Maxwell: ...




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