Friday, December 20, 2019

Cats, boxes, and expensive shipments

Allie: Ooooh hello, you lovely box. Did you bring me anything extra special from the online store today?

The Mom: I'm not sure it's entirely healthy to me so enamored of a cardboard box like that, girly.
Allie: Enamored? Of a box that brings me delicious food and lovely diamond collars?

The Mom: About that collar.... Your allowance didn't cover the difference, I'm afraid. 
Your account was overdrawn and the purchase denied.
Allie: Denied. DENIED?!?!

The Mom: Well, if you'd like to get a job to cover the monthly installments....
Allie: This girlcat doesn't do menial work, Mother.

Allie: I can see I'm going to have to take this over your head and speak to Father about it. 
I'm sure I'll have no trouble getting him to see reason.

Good luck with that, girlie-girl!



  1. I hope you are not living beyond your means, Allie. A girl can only wear so many diamond collars.

  2. Oh Allie! It's not nice to go over The Mom's head!
    But you look adorable loving on that box...

  3. Diamonds are a girls best friend Allie but maybe a nip mousie to hold you over?

  4. Hmmm, I'm not sure you're going to convince your dad about this one.

  5. Not sure that your dad is going to agree with you, Allie... Purrs

  6. No diamond collar? Well, at least you got a nice box!

    The Florida Furkids

  7. We bet you’ll get want you want, Allie.

  8. Hey, I'm a girl kitty and I work - and I love it!

  9. how can they deny you anything Miss Allie?


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