Not too thankful, are you, Allie?

Faraday: Hey, Allie...

Since we're, like, both outside an' all...

I was wonnerin'...

Could you, like, maybe, you know...

Groom my head furs an' stuffs?

Jus' a little, pleeeeeez? Maxie does it alla time.

Allie: No, Brat, I won't. But you know what I will do?
Faraday: Erm, no....

Allie: Bite your head off for even thinking I might be willing to groom your sorry little...

The Mom: Ahem. Allie?

 Faraday:  HAAAALP! Mommy! HAAALP! She's gonna kill me!

The Mom: *sigh* Oh Faraday, pipe down. You're not dying....

Faraday: *grumbles* FI-I-INE. Take her side, whydontcha. *huff*

* * *

Monday Gruntles ™

 

The Mom: You, ah, look a bit scruffy, there, baby. What got your face fur all ruffled? 

Faraday: Who you calling scruffy, Mommy, huh? Have you looked inna mirror lately? 

....Well? 

Sorry Kiddo. I retract my comment....

 

* * * 

Major Monday Decisions

 

Maxwell: To jump or not to jump....

That's a pretty intense question to ponder this early on a Monday. Maybe I'd better sleep on it a bit longer....

Dood, we feel ya....

 

* * *

Returning Fall for a Refund

Allie: *snif-f-f-f* I see Fall is in the air....

This girlcat does not approve.

* * *

Monday Gruntles™

*Zoning out in front of heater in bafroom*

*notices Mommy sneaking up behind him wif flashy box thingy*

*gives Mommy stink eye*

 

Faraday for the Win!

I furred Mommy's shirt real good.

#winning

The Ottoman Debate

Maxwell:Dood. You're in my spot.

Faraday: Finder's keepers, loser's weepers, Maxie.

Maxwell: Yeah, but it's my turn on the ottoman, so get down.

Faraday: *blows raspberry* Why don't you come down here and make me?

 

*5 seconds later*

 

 

Maxwell: Well, if you insist....