When you accidentally annoy your coworker....

The mom: "Maxie! I can't finish my edits! Your tail's in the way!"

Maxwell: Are you saying I have a big butt?

Record Breaking Mews?

Maxwell: Mo-o-m-m-m-m! It's MINUS FIFTEEN DEGREES OUTSIDE.

Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie, can you hold it down? Some of us are trying to ignore the Mondays over here.

Maxwell: But dood, it's, like, record breaking cold with wind chills of—

Allie: Maxie, do we look like we care?

 Maxwell: *sigh-h-h*   

The Mom: It's tough being the smart kitty in the family, isn't it dood?

Maxwell: Momma, you have no idea....

We heard it was snowing in HOUSTON today of all places! 

Craaaazy weather! What's it like where you are?

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Not a Fan

Somekitty remains unimpressed by the white stuff. 

We're kinda thinking he's got a point there. How about you?

Holiday Woes

Allie: Hannukah might be over, but a good gefilte fish is always in season.

I'll just make a quick grab before the brat —

*cue Look Of Discontent*

I HEAR YOU, BRAT. GO AWAY.

Faraday: What? What?!? Didn't anyone tell you, Allie? 

This is a double-decker box!

Allie: *sigh* Nothing ruins a girl's day quite like a *sniff-f-f* stinky brother.

 Faraday: Hey-y-y! Mommy sez I resemble that remark!

We hope your holidays are going smoothly. The Mom's recovering from surgery on her fractured hand, and will likely not be posting much over the next six weeks while she's in a cast.....

 

Oh, for opposable thumbs....

Monday Gruntles ™

Sorry for waking you Maxie. No, I don't need my chair back. I'll just... write while standing. 

No, really. It's fine....

Faraday sighting...?

Faraday: Hey Mommy, look!  A stairway up to the attics an' stuffs.

Wait, somebuddy's up there takin' photos of me? (cue shocked look)

The pawparazzi is EVERYwhere. 'Scuse me while I go hide my bonito flake stash....

December kitty...

...is ready for Spring.

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