Holiday Woes

Allie: Hannukah might be over, but a good gefilte fish is always in season.

I'll just make a quick grab before the brat —

*cue Look Of Discontent*

I HEAR YOU, BRAT. GO AWAY.

Faraday: What? What?!? Didn't anyone tell you, Allie? 

This is a double-decker box!

Allie: *sigh* Nothing ruins a girl's day quite like a *sniff-f-f* stinky brother.

 Faraday: Hey-y-y! Mommy sez I resemble that remark!

We hope your holidays are going smoothly. The Mom's recovering from surgery on her fractured hand, and will likely not be posting much over the next six weeks while she's in a cast.....

 

Oh, for opposable thumbs....

Monday Gruntles ™

Sorry for waking you Maxie. No, I don't need my chair back. I'll just... write while standing. 

No, really. It's fine....

Faraday sighting...?

Faraday: Hey Mommy, look!  A stairway up to the attics an' stuffs.

Wait, somebuddy's up there takin' photos of me? (cue shocked look)

The pawparazzi is EVERYwhere. 'Scuse me while I go hide my bonito flake stash....

December kitty...

...is ready for Spring.

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Not too thankful, are you, Allie?

Faraday: Hey, Allie...

Since we're, like, both outside an' all...

I was wonnerin'...

Could you, like, maybe, you know...

Groom my head furs an' stuffs?

Jus' a little, pleeeeeez? Maxie does it alla time.

Allie: No, Brat, I won't. But you know what I will do?
Faraday: Erm, no....

Allie: Bite your head off for even thinking I might be willing to groom your sorry little...

The Mom: Ahem. Allie?

 Faraday:  HAAAALP! Mommy! HAAALP! She's gonna kill me!

The Mom: *sigh* Oh Faraday, pipe down. You're not dying....

Faraday: *grumbles* FI-I-INE. Take her side, whydontcha. *huff*

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Monday Gruntles ™

 

The Mom: You, ah, look a bit scruffy, there, baby. What got your face fur all ruffled? 

Faraday: Who you calling scruffy, Mommy, huh? Have you looked inna mirror lately? 

....Well? 

Sorry Kiddo. I retract my comment....

 

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Major Monday Decisions

 

Maxwell: To jump or not to jump....

That's a pretty intense question to ponder this early on a Monday. Maybe I'd better sleep on it a bit longer....

Dood, we feel ya....

 

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