Classic Ryker Part 1
- This morning I was all ctrl+alt+NOSE then ctrl+alt+NIPEAR. NOTHING worked. sheeesh! Howz a kitty to get his morning kibble around here C'MON WOMAN REBOOT!
- Humans. SOOO Gullible. *snort* Hey look, isn't that Brad Pitt? munchmunchmunch OH LOOK, YOU FINISHED ALL YOUR FRIES
- @VPI so Person just insured @Allie_Kitti (aka Allie The Pest). That means she's STAYING. I feel the need for a therapeutic massage coming on...that covered under my policy, right?
- WANNA KNOW HOW A SNOTTY CAT PURRS? Maxwell: "purrrrSKNNKKKpurrrSKKNNNKKKKpurrrrSKKNNNKKKKKpurrrr..." oh, and then there's the juicy spray.
- FACEBOOKING (verb): you open book, I plant my face in it. PRIORITIES, HUMAN, PRIORITIES! nothing's more important than petting me!

13 comments:
SO FUNNY!!!!
HaHaMeow! Facebooking - we are familiar with this term!
You guys are so funny.
MOL! Number two ... purrfect. And you could replace Maxwell's name with "Moosey" in number four! :)
HAH! Hey, my furrend Allie isn't a pest!
see why ya like those tweets
Ooh, I have a wheeze myselfs sometimes, Maxwell! I hope I dont have ta get meds fer it... - Ayla
Hey Tonk, Hey Ryker's Boys, Hey Allie, Jet here.
Have you been reading the minds of Puffy and Fluffy... good ones... totally feline point of view!
Now those are some good ones!!
I love these!
*MOL*
*giggles* Happy Mothers Day!
Faraday: *takes notes* M-o-o-s-e-y.... GOT IT!
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