Our Five Fave Tweets, December 2012

Our monthly series continues...

hey look, Daddy just opened storage closet WHY THANX DAD DON'T MIND IF I DO *dash!* What's this? Next year's Chanukah toyz? SCORE!! *snatch*grab*RUN!*

Dude. You just earned yourself a very boring birthday come next July. On the other paw Momma, U did notice who was BEHAVING HIMSELF

Mother says next time the boys tease me about my weight to tell them, "I'm not fat; I'm just a Buxom Tux."   I...I...don't really get that...

Woot! Sunday Window Whiffies! GERONIMOOOOOOO! OUTTA THE WAY ALLIE! *Mad leap for windowsill* <<<CRASH!!>>> oops.

Faraday. Dood. You gotta wait til Momma OPENS the window before you leap up there. *shakes head* And in the middle of December? Really?

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...and the Saturday Pet Blogger Hop, hosted by Baby Patches, Life with Dogs and Two Little Cavaliers.

Our Five Fave Tweets November, 2012

Our monthly series continues...

When I asked for another WAND Toy, Mommy told me I already had toys coming out the Wazoo.  COOL! Where's the wazoo, I gotta camp out in front of it!

Dood, seriously. That's, like, anatomically impossible.

SQUEE! I ran into the neighbor's yard & found half a Dead BIRD! *breathless voice* and then I rolled in it.... *concerned look* You don't think that hurts my image do you? *pats coif*

SNIFF What's that smell?!?!? Allie? You...you...smell... WAY COOL!  I gotta tell the other cats. Bet their sisters don't smell like THIS.



Allie BIT me in the BUTT last night without ANY provocation.
Maxwell: Dude. You stepped on her FACE.




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Our Five Fave Tweets: October 2012

Our monthly series continues...

*swingin' back & forth on 1 paw & yowling at top of lungs*
GEORGE, GEORGE, GEORGE OF THA JUNGLE, STRONG AS HE CAN BEEEEEEEE




Momma, can I have Faraday's Wand Toy Collection? U know...in case anything ever happen-- *CRASH!* uh, U might not wanna go in there...





somebody tell @foursquare I just ousted Allie as mayor of the kitchen table. I so rule.




All opinions stated in these tweets are strictly my own. They do not reflect the views of my typist. (*sigh* Mother made me post this.)



And Mommy's all-time fave tweet:



Faraday. Dude. Was that an attack on Momma's leg or were those jazz hands. Seriously. That was such an Allie move.

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Our Five Fave Tweets: September 2012

Our monthly series continues...

Who ME? Afraid of a little thunderstorm? PSHAW no just suddenly felt pressing urge to Investigate dust bunnies under bed (mowzers, they really DO multiply!)

DASH!>> Mother, oh Mother! Look, look!! @SusanMallery tweeted me again! *faint* oh wait. my nails aren't dry yet *blow*blow*

You done with that sammich yet OH YES I THINK YOU ARE *snatch*grab*

So Momma. SERIOUSLY. Do you have to have clothes out of dryer This Very Minute? I swear there's a towel calling my name -- s'cuse me... *burrows undercover*

EWWW not sure what Mom & Dad are eating but it's only fit for the Litterbox (MADE MY POINT CLEAR BY TRYING 2 BURY IT) *giggle!*

Our Five Fave Tweets: August 2012

Our monthly series continues...

oooh LOOK! A CHEW toy! *ang*ang*ang* mmfff-- *GAAACK*PATOOIE!* OK note to self: kleenex box NOT a chew toy *dirty look*

Oh Moootherrrrrr...! *smiles sweetly* Look at what *I* found while you were away from the keyboard... http://www.ilovedogsdiamonds.com/#all

FaRADaY: Aw, Mom *we* don't know where Allie is.  Maxwell: yeah and if she says anything, it wasn't a real snake we were chasing her with.

The feline version of teens texting: 3 cats, each playing with a toy mousie in the same room while ignoring each other.

oooh LOOK! A CHEW toy-- *blaaaaaaaaat!* "THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERG-"  FARADAY! GIVE ME THAT REMOTE BEFORE YOUR FATHER SEES YOU!!!

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Our Five Fave Tweets BONUS EDITION

Our monthly series continues with...

 Classic Ryker, Part 2

Waaaaaitaminit. Let's chat: treats, or those new skinny jeans? NO CONTEST (you wouldn't fit in them anyways) BRING YER CREDIT CARD OUT NOW!


so Person meets @Homerblindcat's mom tonight and all I get is this stupid plastic bag? WAIT, PLASTIC BAG? *crinkle*shred*ang*ang*ang* OK, WIN.


Heading for nap on back porch and WHAT IS THIS? Evil Neighbor Cat napping on MY DECK?!? Why-you-I-oughtta-- WHOAAAAA just levitated four feet LEMME DOWN I CAN TAKE HIM


no...no...really. You don't need to read that article entitled "Exercise is good for cats over ten". Trust me on this.


"The only thing to fear...is an empty food bowl." - Roosevelt's cat (Stolen by his owner & reworded for use in famous presidential speech)

Wanna catch up on some of Ryker's best tweets? See Classic Ryker Part 1 here!
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This is our entry for Weekend Cat Blogging hosted by Judi, Jules and Vincent.

Our Five Fave Tweets: June 2012

Momma! WHY do you keep telling me I have MOXIE??? "My Maxie has Moxie," she sez. I'd rather have treats.

*hurt look*  bb-b-but Mommy, you SAID "pee-mail" ....

*prim voice* CAT MATH: the area of the bed is directly proportional to the square of the circumference of me, Max & Faraday.  In other words, IT'S OURS.

Due to the fact there are 3 kitties and only 2 humans in our (demoCATic) home, we hold the Majority. WE HAVE JUST PASSED A RESOLUTION: canned food only!

*mumbles past mouthful of cheese* mmmfffwha-? Top layer of your salad not for MEEEE? *sniff* Who knew humans could be so selfish....

Our Five Fave Tweets BONUS EDITION: Classic Ryker

Classic Ryker Part 1

1. This morning I was all ctrl+alt+NOSE then ctrl+alt+NIPEAR. NOTHING worked. sheeesh! Howz a kitty to get his morning kibble around here C'MON WOMAN REBOOT!
   
2. Humans. SOOO Gullible. *snort* Hey look, isn't that Brad Pitt? munchmunchmunch OH LOOK, YOU FINISHED ALL YOUR FRIES
   
3. @VPI so Person just insured @Allie_Kitti (aka Allie The Pest). That means she's STAYING. I feel the need for a therapeutic massage coming on...that covered under my policy, right?
   
4. WANNA KNOW HOW A SNOTTY CAT PURRS? Maxwell: "purrrrSKNNKKKpurrrSKKNNNKKKKpurrrrSKKNNNKKKKKpurrrr..." oh, and then there's the juicy spray.
   
5. FACEBOOKING (verb): you open book, I plant my face in it. PRIORITIES, HUMAN, PRIORITIES! nothing's more important than petting me!

Our Five Fave Tweets: April 2012

Since most of you only know us through blogging...
And since this blog sprang from our presence in the twitterverse...

We're happy to present to you a new monthly series:

Our Five Fave Tweets!

*drum roll pleeeez*

FaRADaY: (to friend) *deep breath* Happy BIIIIIRFDAY TOOOO YOUUUUUWWWWWWWL --
Maxwell: *slaps paw over F's mouth* Good thing I'm partially deaf. Hey look, the window cracked.

OOH Mother! Where'd you hide your credit ca-- I mean... I'm sure it's been a long day for you. Here, let me help you put away your purse *innocent look* 

FaRADaY: FYI the condition of the toilet paper roll in the bathroom this morning has nothing to do with the fact that I have claws.

I totally don't unnerstand why sushi's SO expensive. It's not like they have to use energy to COOK it or anything. Sounds fishy to me.





So explain to me again, Daddy, exactly WHY is you was LAFFING when I told you I accepts American Express & Discover gift cards for my birfday????

Our Five Fave Tweets: December, 2011

Since most of you only know us through blogging...
And since this blog sprang from our presence in the twitterverse...

We're happy to present to you the first of a new monthly series:

Our Five Fave Tweets!

There's a real art to conveying our intent in only 140 characters. We've had to train Mommy to type in shorthand -- things like "U" vs. "you" and "2" vs. "to", etc. We've expanded those back out so it's easier to read here. [Just in case anyone's counting characters!] So.....

*drum roll pleeeez*

#5: Daddy, If Mommy catches you eating those fries, you gonna be busted for sure WE'LL JUST HELP U STAY ON YOUR DIET nom nom nom *altruistic look*

 #4: Trust us Mommy, artfully arranged sweaters on the closet FLOOR and the clean lines of an empty shelf above are All The Rage!

#3: ooh CHINESE? FAB idea! *paws thru menu*I'll have a #3, #7, #15- extra shrimp-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "DINE IN?"

#2: THINKING OF INSTALLING MOMMY 2.0 UPGRADE 4 FASTER RESPONSE can I buy software on ebay & how do U install - ctrl+alt+nipear or cmd+bitenose?

and our #1 Fave Tweet...(well okay, maybe it's not Allie's...)


 #1: ATTENTION MOMMY: @Allie_Kitti gave me Power of Attorney *paper-wave sleight of hand* so I sez SHE OVERWEIGHT, ALL HER TREATS GO TO ME