Sunday, September 9, 2012

SCOOP: "Dirty Litterbox" Campaign Tactics Uncovered!

...and just when you thought a Cat Campaign would be hairball free....

THIS JUST IN...!
I, Maxwell, feel duty-bound to expose this evidence of possible chicanery on the part of one KATIE cat...



People's Exhibit "A"


OH MY CAT!
Will this affect Katie's numbers?
Will Sparkle pull ahead in ratings?
Can Faraday be bribed? (oh wait...it's Faraday...)

The Plot Thickens!

25 comments:

  1. BOL we are so looking forward to the next update. Have a lovely Sunday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  2. Looks like the kitties are getting into the gutter just like the human candidates. Oh, woe is me!

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  3. Hmmm, all mes can offer is a ride in the Nellie Mobile and a sign or button...
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  4. We will be very interested to see if Faraday will change his vote, or now that this scheme has been revealed, if he will stick tight to Sparkle. We are sure it will be down to the wire.

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  5. Scandalous! Still, some balls is a tempting offer...

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  6. Hmmmm, are these Flaming Balls or just the regular type? It's important.

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  7. OMC !
    The intrigues is just getting better and better *MOL*

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  8. Shocking - a candidate tossing around balls like mousie toys! Let it be known that bribing, with balls or anything else, has NEVER been part of MY campaign strategy.

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    1. FaRADaY: I'm SHOCKED, let me tell you...SHOCKED...about this! One of my aides must have opened that email...I never saw that email in my life... (note to self: polish halo at earliest opportunity)

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  9. Somebody’s made a right balls up!

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    1. BWAAA-HA-HA...err, oh yes, we're dreadfully shocked about it all...

      Allie: As Katie's firm supporter, I would ask you to put aside all these minor hairball incidents and focus on the REAL issues...the needy kitties...!

      Maxwell: though what you say is all true, Allie, you always blush when you're feeling guilty. My you're looking PINK today...Just meowing.

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  10. Gasp - I had really thought us cats could run an honest campaign and not stoop to the levels that the ooman politicians stoop to. We need to set the example here pals. Keep it under cover please. he he

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  11. This campaign is getting as bad as the humans'!!

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  12. Oh dear Cod! I will be known furever as Benedict Arnold Quisling or some such dreadful rotten traitor.

    I'm SORRY! I was WEAK!!! I'd just been TUTORED!!!! They're LADYCATS! They took ADVANTAGE of me in my days of despair!! What can I say?????

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    1. BWAAAA-HA-HAA-- err...uhm, that is...oh NO Spitty. We totally unnerstand how difficult an important thing like BRASS Balls are!

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  13. Oh mouse-droppings! The voting box has become the voting litterbox... We now think we will have to wait until the very last minnit before making up our minds. More revelations might come out before then!

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  14. Didn't you run this already?? How come when WE were doing litter flinging, the poop hit the fan and now it's funny? All will be forgiven if you come to our pawty tomorrow night.

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  15. Gee, when it comes to incentives, some new balls might be hard to top!

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  16. Well that certainly is a scoop and would explain why that dude from the National Inquirer is still hiding in the bushes!!!

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    1. Allie: where? Where? *sharpens pink toenails*

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  17. Spitty's balls had nothing to do with my endorsement.
    It must have been the salmon.

    ; ) Katie
    YES WE CAT!

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