Friday, September 16, 2016

Big Whopper Liar Day!




Maxwell: So there I was ...


It was just me and the Red Dot.
Mano a mano. 


When suddenly, in a mighty LEAP!  I grabbed that blasted dot and wrestled it to the ground.


"This house isn't big enough for the two of us," I told it. 


And so it left.


Yeah, I taught that Red Dot a thing or two, I did.


Are you listening to me, boy? You might learn a thing or two, yanno.


Faraday: Only if I want my nose to grow, Maxie.

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Tomorrow is 
Big Whopper Liar Day. 
(Do you plan to observe it?)

21 comments:

  1. This is hilarious. I can see Maxie telling Faraday he used to walk 5 miles to school uphill both ways, too!

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  2. This is hilarious. I can see Maxie telling Faraday he used to walk 5 miles to school uphill both ways, too!

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  3. Oh, Maxie. You could make a full grown woman swoon :)

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  4. I think the red dot might come back. I really do.....

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  5. I have no interest in that red dot, however, cat bro Bert and Bailie fight over it and go after it regularly. What is the big deal is what I always wonder. It seems to come and go randomly.

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  6. Going mano a mano with the red dot...so brave!

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  7. Faraday looks suitably impressed...

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  8. MOL ! Try to look a little bit interested, Faraday.... Purrs

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  9. Practicing for whopper day Max? Good!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  10. That was a good story, Maxwell. I don't know that Faraday believed you though.

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  11. Maxie, that's a heck of a whopper. We don't think Faraday is buying it, though. You're going to have to embellish a little more....

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  12. You have to keep those red dots in line! Nice work!

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  13. If you caught the red dot, Maxie, it would be a first. Srsly....

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  14. There sure is a day for everything. We probably won't observe it though :)

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  15. MOL!! Tee hee...and we have wings to fly up and catch the big red dot too when it visits us...OMC!

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  16. Oh, we didn't know there is an actual day for this. It happens around here all the time. Tall, tall tales are told.

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  17. Maxwell, I'm impressed with your hunting prowess. Catching the enigmatic red dot is a feat to be celebrated.

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