Floral...Provenance?

Allie: Back off, Maxie. Those flowers are mine.

Maxwell: *sniff* You sure about that, Allie? 'Cuz I don't see your name on it or anything....
Allie: Don't be silly Maxie. Of course my name was on it.

Allie: Besides, who else would they be for?
Faraday: They could be for me, you know. From my adoring fans.

Allie: Oh Brat, honestly. The card quite clearly said they were for me. See?

Maxwell: Allie, that says Allied Floral Delivery.

Allie: Exactly!  "Allie-D". Everyone knows Mother and Father call me "Allie Darling."

So see? A "floral delivery for Allie D!"

Faraday: *eyeroll* Seriouslies, Allie, that's about the lamest thing EVER.

Maxwell: *paws at card* H-A-P-P-Y  B-I-R-T-H-D-A-Y  L-I-S-A...

Uhm, Allie, I think these are for Momma.

Allie: *shocked look* B-b-but...no! It's not possible....

Maxwell: I hate to break it to you but...Allie... Momma's a girl, too.

*stunned silence*

Allie: I...think I may be going into shock...

(hours later...)

Happy Birthday to our Mom! 

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