Bossy Big Sisters FTW

Faraday: Ooo, lookit what showed up inna kitchen!
A brown paper kitteh Slip 'n' Slide!
This is gonna be funzies!

Allie: I don't see your name on it, Brat.  And if anyone's going to call dibs, it's the Eldest Kitty. Got it?

Faraday: *sotto voce* Biggest, meanest, bossiest, fattest kitty, you means.

Allie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?

Allie: *whispers* I know where you sleep, Brat. remember that.

Allie: *sigh* Honestly! Kids these days!

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'Toon Tuesdays

We actually have a house in KC that did this last year!!

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

'Toon Tuesdays

#firstworldkittyproblems

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

'Toon Tuesdays

(pardon our puns)

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

Post-Turkey Retaliation

SOME kitties like turkey, too, Mommy.
And SOME kitties like pumpkin pie.

And if SOME kitties don't get their fair share of the goods....

SOME kitties won't be responsible for where leftovers might appear inside the house.

EXHIBIT "A". 

Found at top of stairs.

Half-eaten.

EXHIBIT "B".

(and no, Mommy will not let us show the evidence, so don't ask.)

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'Toon Tuesdays

GASP!

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Anyone wanna binge-watch?

Dreams. Crushed.

Nat Geo Announcer (whispers): The Great White Hunter stalks the Introoder....
Boldly, he approaches his adversary, challenging for the right to Rule this Territory.

Maxwell: Dood. That's a ladder.

Faraday: I know that, Maxie. Sheeesh, can't a kitty have a little privacy with his daydreams?

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'Toon Tuesdays: Foxy

Anyone have any idea why the mom is laughing so hard at this?
Anyone? Bueller?

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

'Toon Tuesdays: School Daze Edition

We think that's best when served with a catnip chaser.
(what's this "bourbon" of which you speak, dad?)

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

'Toon Tuesdays: Lucky Edition

Wait. We think we need to rethink the whole black cat myth.
Maybe it's bad luck to cross a meezer's path too. Just meowin'.
Uh, and if anyone asks, we prefer Extra Crispy.

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

'Toon Tuesdays

Uhm.... well, that's a good thing. We think.

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

'Toon Tuesdays: Jurassic Park Edition

You know, in case you were wondering and stuff.
Because Maxwell totally was.

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

'Toon Tuesdays: Fathers

We know this one's a month late, but it's still funny.
Oh, and Allie, is there anything you'd like to tell us?  We're all ears. (Okay, not really)

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Summer PeeMail #612 & 613

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'Toon Tuesdays: Summer Camp Edition

(who knew? MOL!)

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

'Toon Tuesdays: Horror Edition

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

Fences.

Faraday: Hey, Maxie. You know that saying humans have about the grass being greener?
Maxwell: Ah-yup.

Faraday: Well, how can it be greener on the other side if we don't have any in here to compare it to?

Maxwell: Dood. This isn't a fence.

Faraday: Details, Maxie. Seriously. Work with me here. 

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Happy 4th of July!

Faraday: Okay then, who's up for a bottle rocket war?

Uhm, dood. We think that's, like, illegal in 47 states or something. 

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'Toon Tuesdays: OUCH!

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!

'Toon Tuesdays

We kitties would nev-er do such a thing. Nope, not us! 

*cough* 

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!