Friday, January 18, 2019

Fined for Loitering

Maxwell:You're lyin' in the middle of the brown paper thoroughfare, Allie.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to issue a ticket for loitering.



Allie: Oh seriously, Maxie, you and what army?
Maxwell: Wh— W— WATCH it, there, ma'am!


I'll have you know I'm the mancat in charge around here! 


Don't make me pull out a can of whupass on you now.... 


*cue inarticulate scuffling*


*cue gratuitous shot of beached whale*


Announcer: And now, gentle reader, she has him in a headlock. 
 

 WILL HE MAKE IT OUT IN ONE PIECE?!?!?


Allie: AND STAY OUT!



SCORE:

ALLIE = 1
MAXWELL = 0


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16 comments:

  1. don't mess with those big girls - they aren't fooling around (go Allie, Love Ivy)

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  2. Well, Officer Maxie...next time, use your taser!

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  3. GIRLS RULE ! HUGS FROM DAI$Y =^..*= ♥♥♥

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  4. Allie SO won that round!!! *cue gratuitous shot of beached whale* MOL!!!

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  5. Max, I can't believe you even tried!

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  6. Maxwell, you knew that was gonna happen.

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  7. Such cuties and you are not a beached whale.

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  8. Don't pick on the lady cat of the house!

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  9. I'm always #TeamMaxie ... but you kind of had that coming, kiddo.

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  10. We dint know brown paper caused so much excitement!

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  11. Maxwell, you should know by now that it was going to happen... Purrs

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  12. Hmm. Not exactly how you had that planned out, eh, Maxie?

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  13. You are so like our Angel Suki...MOL!
    You da Boss!!

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