Friday, January 4, 2019

Bossy Big Sisters FTW

Faraday: Ooo, lookit what showed up inna kitchen!
A brown paper kitteh Slip 'n' Slide!
This is gonna be funzies!


Allie: I don't see your name on it, Brat.  And if anyone's going to call dibs, it's the Eldest Kitty. Got it?


Faraday: *sotto voce* Biggest, meanest, bossiest, fattest kitty, you means.


Allie: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?


Allie: *whispers* I know where you sleep, Brat. remember that.


Allie: *sigh* Honestly! Kids these days!




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17 comments:

  1. dude - Faraday - do you HAVE a death wish???

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  2. Haha! I love your story's ideas! :D

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  3. You are asking for it, Faraday!

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  4. annie....eye noe eggz act lee what cha meen....lifez knot been de same
    sinz MACKERULL showed up ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    tuna of moon ♥♥

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  5. It's a big slip and slide. I think you could both slide and not touch each other. Our older kitty is the fat mean cat in the house too. What's up with that?

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  6. That paper looks pawsome!!! We have a feeling Allie has some getting even to do...

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  7. We would say that, so far, you got off lightly, Faraday!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  8. Faraday, next time say "reubenesque" and Allie might take that as a compliment.
    I enjoy tissue paper, but I'm kind-of scared of that brown paper.

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  9. Yikes. That Allie is tough, huh, Faraday?

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  10. Um...a bit of a Freudian slip, huh,Faraday? MOL! Now just go and slip and slide on that brown paper...

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  11. That is a lot of slip and slide paper!

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  12. Ooh, Faraday, I've heard that lady cat's are sensitive when it concerns their weight. You might not want to reference it, 'cause she's libel to dish out the whappy paws on you! You might want to run and hide, and you might want to hide your food, too! Winks.

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