Friday, April 19, 2019

RIP Little Bird



*cue tweeting noises*
Allie: *chomp*

*cue silence*
Allie:  *pat-pat-pat* ... hullo in there?


*brings bird to ear to listen*
*more silence*
Faraday: Allie! You broke it!

MOMMMMMMM, ALLIE BROKE THE BIRD!


Allie: I did no such thing. This bird is obviously defective.




(Girlie, it's broken. No tweets remain. Even The Physicist can't fix it.)

Faraday: You're taking that out of her allowance, right?

.... right, Mommy?

The Mom: Well, it was nice while it lasted.

(Don't tell them The Physicist is suspected of sabotage. That thing tweeted. A lot.)

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10 comments:

  1. Without direct proof that Allie's bite deaded that bird, I say she's innocent!

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  2. The bird just up and died on you? How rude and inconsiderate! To miss the chance to teach him a lesson and kill him yourself. Don't worry Allie, we know it's not your fault ... but that Faraday ...

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    1. Bear, that HAD to be you writing that. Ellie just wouldn't.

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  3. Don't worry, Allie, even real birds don't last and tweet as long as this one ! Purrs

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  4. Hmmm... I gather that the birdie not working is a human issue.

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  5. Allie we get about a day if we are lucky about things like that. Our physicist did fix our String Fling but Rumpy keeps breaking it. sigh

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  6. Does it need a battery? Did the human take it out?

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  7. Oops! At our end, Ollie caught a little bird whole in his mouth. Fortunately (?), #1 managed to retrieve it and it was OK.

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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