Da BOMB

The Mom: Don't look now, kiddo, but there's a bird photobombing you....

  
Faraday: Is he nommy?

The Mom: No, but he does compliment your eyes beautifully.

Faraday:  Hrmpf. Like that matters. If he's not nommy, I'm not interested.

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Approved...and NOT Approved.

Faraday: So, the mommy had another book publish yesterday.
She says it's about these two humans, Calista and Jason.
Whatevs.

All's I care about is that I get in a lot of lap time while she writes (#score!).
But she sez I should care about the book for another reason, cuz I'm, like, this muse for one of the characters inna book.

Epsilon Eridani, available now at http://bit.ly/EpsilonE

Here's the Great White Housepanther from da book. His name's Bequerel — Beck, for short.
(seriouslies, Mommy? another physicist name??)

An' she claims that he gets inna LOT of trouble inna book, too. Like me.
She wants to know if you see the resemblance....

Seriouslies? I didn't think so eithers.

Oh yeah, an' we hadz, like, a polar vortex an' stuffs.

Faraday: Seriouslies.

 It was not Faraday-approved. (Beck wouldn't approve either, Mommy, so theres!)

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