So I thought maybe, in honor of National Frugal Fun Day, I could help out by playing with something that didn't cost her any of those green papers.
Maxwell: Hullo, little dried weed. You landed on my foot a coupla weeks ago.
Faraday: (yells from the other room) PAW, Maxie. You have paws. Sheeeesh, seriouslies....
Maxwell: Ignore him, little weed. Let's you and me play!
Maxwell: *chomp!*flip!*
Maxwell: See how much fun this is, Faraday?
Faraday: (from the other room) Yeah, yeah, yeah, go on, knock yourself out...
Maxwell: Now Momma doesn't need to waste her green papers on any wand toys for us!
Faraday: Now hold on, Maxie, let's not go overboard with this FRUGAL stuff....
Wait. No green papers for your toys means more for me...
Maxwell: Uh, bro, I don't think Momma's gonna like your math.
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