(breathless Marilyn Monroe voice: )
Oh Mother! New shoes? *SQUEE!*
Ooooh, and they're Lauren too, I just adore designer shoes!
I...I think they just might be my size...
Tell me honestly, do these shoes make me look fat?
*dreamy sigh* And they match my toenails too...
No they don't. Yes they do! They do too! Just LOOK!
They were made for me!
I think I'm gonna hurl. I'm not kidding...