(breathless Marilyn Monroe voice: )
Oh Mother! New shoes? *SQUEE!*
Ooooh, and they're Lauren too, I just adore designer shoes!
I...I think they just might be my size...
Tell me honestly, do these shoes make me look fat?
*dreamy sigh* And they match my toenails too...
No they don't.
Yes they do! They do too! Just LOOK!
They were made for me!
I think I'm gonna hurl. I'm not kidding...
Allie -those are pretty nice shoes you have selected. You'd better buy dem quick.
ReplyDeleteWomen!!!!! >^..^<
ReplyDeleteLucky! I never get to check out my human's new shoes!
ReplyDeleteOkay, maybe I do... but not when she's looking.
FaRADaY: YES! WOMEN!!! They're just stinky ol' tennis shoes Mommy got at a discount store.
ReplyDeleteMaxwell: uh, yeah...we think Allie's jus' being pretenshus!
Wow, you're lucky! Our parents won't let us get near their new shoes!
ReplyDeleteAllie, don't listen to those stinky ole boys. There's nothing better than new shoes, and those are very cute.
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