May Day Glam

Pawparazzi: Over here, Miss Allie! Oh, Allie, over here!

Ah...beautiful!

Happy May Day!

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Undercover Mondays

Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy.

Guh. Come back tomorrow, pleez.

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When your window washing game's not on point...

...and your biggest critic's a bit vocal about it....

Seriously Faraday, are you gagging?

(no one does snark like a cat.)

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Unauthorized Wordless Wednesday

*cue sound of camera shutter*

Maxwell: Ahem. Did you clear that photo with my publicist first?

I may have to send you a DCMA takedown notice if you use it, you know.
(yes, I've been talking to Aunt Connie, why do you ask?)

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Unapproved Activity!

What do you mean, it's Monday again?
Did you run this by my assistant? 
I'm not certain I have room on my calendar for this....
 

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RIP Little Bird

*cue tweeting noises*

Allie: *chomp*

*cue silence*
Allie:  *pat-pat-pat* ... hullo in there?

*brings bird to ear to listen*
*more silence*
Faraday: Allie! You broke it!

MOMMMMMMM, ALLIE BROKE THE BIRD!

Allie: I did no such thing. This bird is obviously defective.

(Girlie, it's broken. No tweets remain. Even The Physicist can't fix it.)

Faraday: You're taking that out of her allowance, right?

.... right, Mommy?

The Mom: Well, it was nice while it lasted.

(Don't tell them The Physicist is suspected of sabotage. That thing tweeted. A lot.)

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Wanna know a secret?

Allie:  ... No.

(Dood, we'd let it ride. She doesn't look terribly patient right now....) 

 

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