Faraday celebrates Knock Knock Joke Day

Faraday: hey Maxie, wanna hear a few knock knock jokes?
You know, in honor of today?

Maxwell: Do I have a choice?

Faraday: Um, no.

DRUM ROLL PLEEZ!

Faraday: Knock knock.
(pause)
(silence)
Faraday: *exasperated look*  Maxie.  You're supposed to say "who's there?"

And don't say you know who it is, because we all know that you know.
Just say "who's there" -- okaaaaaays??

Maxwell: I'm going to regret this, aren't I ....

Faraday: Knock knock.
Maxwell: Who's there?

Faraday: A little old lady.
Maxwell: A little old lady who?
Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie, I didn’t know you could yodel!

Ahh, I crack myself up.

Faraday: One more for the road, Maxie? On account of it's Halloween and all.
Knock, knock.
Maxwell: *sighhh* Who's there?
Faraday: Ivana.
Maxwell: Ivana who?
Faraday: Ivana suck your blood.

 

Faraday: Priceless!!!

Maxwell: Wait - I have one.
Faraday: YOU???
Maxwell:  Yeah, knock, knock.
Faraday: Uh ... Who’s there?
Maxwell: Sadie.
Faraday: Sadie who?

Sadie next word and watch me disappear, dood. Watch me disappear.

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POSTED: Catnip Gone AWOL

Hello, Mommy. 

Let's have ourselves a little chat about borrowing other people's things without their permission ....

Head on over to the Hallmark and Community Facebook page and share a photo of your fave kitty for a chance to win a plush kitty of your own!
 
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Tomorrow: National Cat Day

National Cat Day PSA, from Faraday Richman

Just remember:

Innocent Until Proven Guilty.

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Thursday's Purrs: Aiden

"Hi my name is Aiden, and I am a 6 years old handsome boy at HELP Humane in Kansas City. I am currently in the market for a loving, permanent home."

 
I am very shy, but will warm up to you if you give me time, love and attention. This shelter is a wonderful place but I am under a lot of stress and frankly, I'm ready for a home of my own."

"I've been here for a while and can't wait to show someone all my love -- and to be loved in return. I would do best in an adult only household. (kids kinda scare me a bit!)

Come meet me at HELP Humane. I promise, you will be glad you did! If you promise to love me and take care of me - and never let anyone or anything come between us - I promise to do the same.

Purrs, Aiden"

Aiden's available for adoption today at HELP Humane, in Belton MO.

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Wordless Wednesday

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'Toon Tuesdays: Just in time for Halloween

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (a tiny little division of Hallmark) - where our mom works, too!

National WHAT Day?

Allie: Honestly, Maxie, isn't it cheating to make Mother bring the toy to you?

(inarticulate mancat grunting)
Allie:  ... Maxie ... oh MAXIE ....

(more inarticulate grunting)

Allie: *sigh-h-h*
It must be a mancat thing.
Either that, or you're fully embracing National Crazy Day.
Honestly, Maxie, no practice needed for that ....

Maxwell: WAIT. Who're you calling crazy, huh?

Allie: *pointed look*  I rest my case.

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