Selfie Meets Yoga Pose

Nothing to see here.

Just a kitteh.

Taking a selfie.

Of his yoga pose.

With a wand toy.

Cats these days ....

(thanks, Aunt Jen, for snapping my stylin' selfie! ~Faraday)

Public Service Announcement:

We're observing TWO holidays today:
National Selfie Day and the International Day of Yoga

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Pets in Film Day + 1

Faraday: Seriouslies! The pawparazzi is getting all out of control.

Stalking my every move ...

Flashy-boxing at every turn.
It's enough to make a kitty think seriouslies about tomorrow's holiday ...

New Identity Day.

incognito cat is incognito.

How are you celebrating Pets in Film Day? 

(We totally want to go see Megan Leavey, BTW. What about you?)

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Holla Back!

So tomorrow's one of those days.
You know, the weird holidays we like to celebrate.

Without further ado, we present to you our submissions for Saturday, June 17 ...

National Hollerin' Contest Day!

Contesztant #1 presents with a slight head-tilt and a curled tongue:

Contestant #2 offers an action-packed ninja yell:

And then there's Contestant #3.
No description needed.

So who's the winner? 
You decide!

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More #firstworldcatproblems

Maxwell: doop-de-doot-do .... 

Maxwell: Dum-de-dum-m-m-m ....

(bored look)

(heavy sigh) 

Maxwell: Hey, how many frequent flyer points do I get by manning the pilot's seat until it gets upholstered?

Faraday: Why don't you and I swap, Maxie? You should see how hard the seats are in coach.

Cue disgruntled look

Happy Frequent Flyer Day!
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And yes, Faraday knows better than to file a lawsuit against the "parent company."
He's had to listen to his human fuming about inaccurate reporting on airlines and government regulations for weeks.

But we kitties will spare you the yada-yada. Bad enough that WE have to endure it!)

Walk on the Wild(life) Side

Allie: *sigh* All that lovely wildlife. That lovely tasty wildlife.

Wait.
Is that a nepeta cataria from the family Lamiaceae?

Faraday: *off camera* It's just CATNIP, Allie. Sheeeeeesh.

Allie: *sigh* Please tell me he was adopted.

Happy Walk on your Wild Side Day
(how do you plan to observe?) 
 
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Dog ... WHAT ... Day?

Maxwell: Hey Allie, know what tomorrow is?

Ask me. C'mon, ask me!

Allie: *sigh*  I know I'm going to regret this ....

Okay, Maxie. What's tomorrow?

Maxwell: Here, lemme give you a little hint ....

*cue -- err -- sound effects ... *

Saturday, April 8:
Dog Farting Awareness Day

Allie: Oh why wasn't I an only child ...?

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POSTED: Catnip Gone AWOL

Hello, Mommy. 

Let's have ourselves a little chat about borrowing other people's things without their permission ....

Head on over to the Hallmark and Community Facebook page and share a photo of your fave kitty for a chance to win a plush kitty of your own!
 
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Kiss & Make Up Day

Maxwell: In case you missed it, yesterday was Kiss & Make Up Day.

And I missed it.  (oops)
 

Does that mean I need to kiss & make up to YOU?

(I might be checking my breath so's I can give you that kiss.
I hear tell Bonito flakes have a strong odor....)



In case you missed Kiss & Make Up Day - or need some pointers like me on how to kiss and make up for missing it, the mom made this for you:

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Men's Grooming Day

Today's episode was especially challenging for our mom.

Do you have any idea how hard it was to keep quiet while they were filming? She was crying by the end of it all, trying to contain her laughter!

Another Holiday We Didn't Invent!






You're welcome.
;-)

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