Tuesday, January 10, 2017

'Toon Tuesdays: Toast Quotes




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Don't ask. We don't have any idea, either. Humans. Weird.

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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, January 9, 2017

New Year's resolution #FAIL

Faraday: Maxie! Hey, Maxie!
Maxwell: Don't bother me now, boy. I'm using the treadmill.

Maxwell, sprawled out on the treadmill, taking a nap

Faraday: Maxie, that is NOT how you use a treadmill. You're supposed to move on it.

Faraday gives Maxie a disgusted look

Maxwell: Okay, I'll flip over, then.
Ahh, this tread makes a great backscratcher ....

Maxwell rolls over, looking very comfy on the treadmill

Faraday: Maxie, seriouslies. Treadmills are for running and stuffs.
Maxwell: Wait. Whut? No one said there'd be exercise.

Maxwell looks up from his resting spot on the treadmill, looking startled and disturbed

Faraday: I can see I'm going to have to take this into my own paws.
You and Allie need to get fit in the new year, and I resolve to help you with that.

Allie looks on disdainfully

Allie: I don't recall asking for your assistance, Brat.
Besides, you don't make resolutions for others, you make them for yourself.
It's in the rules.

Faraday: Well you can't just sleep the winter away in that cat cup, Allie.
An' I have just the thing. Now give me a minute to read the instructions ....


Wait. Instructions?
What is Faraday up to now
(psst. you'll find out on Wednesday ....)
 
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Sunday, January 8, 2017

Taking Turns for a #SundaySelfie


Allie: Since Mother had a Red Alert Week at work ...
And she missed our Friday post ...
We insisted on a makeup Sunday Selfie post today.



Maxwell: sotto voce *snort* You call that a selfie?



Allie: You think you can do any better, Maxie? 


Maxwell: Yup.
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Wishing you all a restful, Easy Sunday!

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Thursday, January 5, 2017

Thursday's Purrs: Marshmallow

"If you're looking for a fluffy friend, look no further!

I'm Marshmallow and I'm just as sweet and soft as you'd expect. I'm a beautiful British Shorthaired kitty with white fur. I'm eight years old but I still have plenty of life to live and love to give.

Can you keep a secret? I love being petted. I mean, looooooove it.

As in, well ... I'm kind of a drooler.
But honestly, can you blame me? Getting scritches is totally drool-worthy in my book."


The ladies over at Wayside tell me I remind them of Winston Churchill. Well, I am British, after all. Can I help it if I have a pouty mouth?

Um, can you keep another secret? I have been known to give out wet, slobbery kitty kisses. A lot. So many, in fact that the ladies have named me the Don Juan of the Cat Adoptions area.

Personality-wise, I'm a Secret Admirer -- which means I might be a little shy at first, but once we get to know each other, well, I won't be able to resist you!

Need a hug? A kiss? A bit of drool?
I'm your mancat!

Sitting by my kennel door,
anxiously awaiting you,

(Sir) Marshmallow Churchill"

Marshmallow's available today, at Allie's alma mater, Wayside Waifs.



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Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Post-Anniversary Report

Allie: Never let it be said that my human doesn't know how to show a girl a good time.


After dinner, he took her to Wal-Mart where he bought her chocolate (cereal).
And a little something for himself.

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Tuesday, January 3, 2017

'Toon Tuesdays: Resolutions Edition



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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!




Monday, January 2, 2017

Wait. THIS was NOT approved.

Faraday: Who requisitioned the red shiny thing?


I'm sure this didn't go through Procurement or I woulda ripped up seen the paperwork.


Maxie's not sure this is such a good idea.


Allie's positive it's not.




I've got my eye on you, Mister Robot.


Stay away from Maxie's my toys, are we clear?


... you missed a spot.

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