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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!
Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Monday, January 9, 2017
New Year's resolution #FAIL
Faraday: Maxie! Hey, Maxie!
Maxwell: Don't bother me now, boy. I'm using the treadmill.
Faraday: Maxie, that is NOT how you use a treadmill. You're supposed to move on it.
Maxwell: Okay, I'll flip over, then.
Ahh, this tread makes a great backscratcher ....
Faraday: Maxie, seriouslies. Treadmills are for running and stuffs.
Maxwell: Wait. Whut? No one said there'd be exercise.
Faraday: I can see I'm going to have to take this into my own paws.
You and Allie need to get fit in the new year, and I resolve to help you with that.
Allie: I don't recall asking for your assistance, Brat.
Besides, you don't make resolutions for others, you make them for yourself.
It's in the rules.
Faraday: Well you can't just sleep the winter away in that cat cup, Allie.
An' I have just the thing. Now give me a minute to read the instructions ....
Maxwell: Don't bother me now, boy. I'm using the treadmill.
Faraday: Maxie, that is NOT how you use a treadmill. You're supposed to move on it.
Maxwell: Okay, I'll flip over, then.
Ahh, this tread makes a great backscratcher ....
Faraday: Maxie, seriouslies. Treadmills are for running and stuffs.
Maxwell: Wait. Whut? No one said there'd be exercise.
Faraday: I can see I'm going to have to take this into my own paws.
You and Allie need to get fit in the new year, and I resolve to help you with that.
Allie: I don't recall asking for your assistance, Brat.
Besides, you don't make resolutions for others, you make them for yourself.
It's in the rules.
Faraday: Well you can't just sleep the winter away in that cat cup, Allie.
An' I have just the thing. Now give me a minute to read the instructions ....
Wait. Instructions?
What is Faraday up to now?
(psst. you'll find out on Wednesday ....)
(psst. you'll find out on Wednesday ....)
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Sunday, January 8, 2017
Taking Turns for a #SundaySelfie
Allie: Since Mother had a Red Alert Week at work ...
And she missed our Friday post ...
We insisted on a makeup Sunday Selfie post today.
Maxwell: sotto voce *snort* You call that a selfie?
Allie: You think you can do any better, Maxie?
Maxwell: Yup.
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Wishing you all a restful, Easy Sunday!
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Thursday, January 5, 2017
Thursday's Purrs: Marshmallow
"If you're looking for a fluffy friend, look no further!
I'm Marshmallow and I'm just as sweet and soft as you'd expect. I'm a beautiful British Shorthaired kitty with white fur. I'm eight years old but I still have plenty of life to live and love to give.
Can you keep a secret? I love being petted. I mean, looooooove it.
As in, well ... I'm kind of a drooler.
But honestly, can you blame me? Getting scritches is totally drool-worthy in my book."
The ladies over at Wayside tell me I remind them of Winston Churchill. Well, I am British, after all. Can I help it if I have a pouty mouth?
Um, can you keep another secret? I have been known to give out wet, slobbery kitty kisses. A lot. So many, in fact that the ladies have named me the Don Juan of the Cat Adoptions area.
Personality-wise, I'm a Secret Admirer -- which means I might be a little shy at first, but once we get to know each other, well, I won't be able to resist you!
Need a hug? A kiss?A bit of drool?
I'm your mancat!
Sitting by my kennel door,
anxiously awaiting you,
(Sir) Marshmallow Churchill"
Marshmallow's available today, at Allie's alma mater, Wayside Waifs.
I'm Marshmallow and I'm just as sweet and soft as you'd expect. I'm a beautiful British Shorthaired kitty with white fur. I'm eight years old but I still have plenty of life to live and love to give.
Can you keep a secret? I love being petted. I mean, looooooove it.
As in, well ... I'm kind of a drooler.
But honestly, can you blame me? Getting scritches is totally drool-worthy in my book."
The ladies over at Wayside tell me I remind them of Winston Churchill. Well, I am British, after all. Can I help it if I have a pouty mouth?
Um, can you keep another secret? I have been known to give out wet, slobbery kitty kisses. A lot. So many, in fact that the ladies have named me the Don Juan of the Cat Adoptions area.
Personality-wise, I'm a Secret Admirer -- which means I might be a little shy at first, but once we get to know each other, well, I won't be able to resist you!
Need a hug? A kiss?
I'm your mancat!
Sitting by my kennel door,
anxiously awaiting you,
(Sir) Marshmallow Churchill"
Marshmallow's available today, at Allie's alma mater, Wayside Waifs.
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Wednesday, January 4, 2017
Post-Anniversary Report
Allie: Never let it be said that my human doesn't know how to show a girl a good time.
After dinner, he took her to Wal-Mart where he bought her chocolate (cereal).
And a little something for himself.
After dinner, he took her to Wal-Mart where he bought her chocolate (cereal).
And a little something for himself.
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Tuesday, January 3, 2017
'Toon Tuesdays: Resolutions Edition
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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (Hallmark approved. Sorta.) - where our mom works, too!
Monday, January 2, 2017
Wait. THIS was NOT approved.
Faraday: Who requisitioned the red shiny thing?
I'm sure this didn't go through Procurement or I wouldaripped up seen the paperwork.
Maxie's not sure this is such a good idea.
Allie's positive it's not.
I've got my eye on you, Mister Robot.
Stay away fromMaxie's my toys, are we clear?
I'm sure this didn't go through Procurement or I woulda
Maxie's not sure this is such a good idea.
Allie's positive it's not.
I've got my eye on you, Mister Robot.
Stay away from
... you missed a spot.
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