Kitty Pro Tip #651

When da humans aren't giving you enough attention, you hasta take matters into your own paws.
Even if it's a death-defying stunt.

Seriouslies.

~ Faraday

Photo post #3

The Mom is busy chasing two hot book deadlines that are coming up in September,...
An' she's kinda mad wif the new Blogger interface...
So she's protesting it by dropping unedited phone pics onna blog for the next few weeks. 

Purrsonally, we think that violates Article XVII, Section 65, paragraph B in the Feline Articles of Cat-stitution.
What do you think?

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Day 14 of our Protest:


Faraday: Mommy thinks I'm lovin' on her book, but nah.
It just makes a great chin-scratcher.

Maxwell: Harsh, dood.
Faraday: The truth hurts, sometimes, Maxie.

#quarantinelife

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Quarantine Cuddles™

Faraday: Nooooo, Mommy. That's me gettin' ready to put the bitey on your nose....

(That, too....)

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Phone Post #2

The Mom is busy chasing two hot book deadlines that are coming up in September,...
An' she's kinda mad wif the new Blogger interface...
So she's protesting it by dropping unedited phone pics onna blog for the next few weeks. 

Purrsonally, we think that violates Article XVII, Section 65, paragraph B in the Feline Articles of Cat-stitution.
What do you think?

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Day 7 of our Protest:

Faraday: Oh, it's you again, Mommy. Canz you stop typing long enough to take me for a walk?
The Mom: No, baby. You snuck out here without permission — or a leash. You're going right back inside after I snap this cute pic.

Faraday: That's jus' meeeeean.

#notwinning

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(Almost) Wordless Wednesday

Laundry Blues.

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Phone Post #1

The Mom is busy chasing two hot book deadlines that are coming up in September,...
An' she's kinda mad wif the new Blogger interface...
So she's protesting it by dropping unedited phone pics onna blog for the next few weeks. 

Purrsonally, we think that violates Article XVII, Section 65, paragraph B in the Feline Articles of Cat-stitution.
What do you think?

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Day 1 of our Protest:

Faraday: Mommy, I needs in your lap.
The Mom: I'm sorry, baby, but I'm writing right now. Can it wait until later?

Faraday:  ... No.

#winning

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A calculating cat

 Maxwell: Let's see...if I pull my lounger over another six inches....

*mutter*mutter*calculating cosθ-x*

Yup, that'll work. Optimal sunpuddle angle.

*sigh* Now all I need to do is get Momma in here to raise the blinds....
 

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