Classic Ryker, Part 2
Waaaaaitaminit. Let's chat: treats, or those new skinny jeans? NO CONTEST (you wouldn't fit in them anyways) BRING YER CREDIT CARD OUT NOW!
so Person meets @Homerblindcat's mom tonight and all I get is this stupid plastic bag? WAIT, PLASTIC BAG? *crinkle*shred*ang*ang*ang* OK, WIN.
Heading for nap on back porch and WHAT IS THIS? Evil Neighbor Cat napping on MY DECK?!? Why-you-I-oughtta-- WHOAAAAA just levitated four feet LEMME DOWN I CAN TAKE HIM
no...no...really. You don't need to read that article entitled "Exercise is good for cats over ten". Trust me on this.
"The only thing to fear...is an empty food bowl." - Roosevelt's cat (Stolen by his owner & reworded for use in famous presidential speech)
Wanna catch up on some of Ryker's best tweets? See Classic Ryker Part 1 here!
This is our entry for Weekend Cat Blogging hosted by Judi, Jules and Vincent.