Classic Ryker, Part 2
Waaaaaitaminit. Let's chat: treats, or those new skinny jeans? NO CONTEST (you wouldn't fit in them anyways) BRING YER CREDIT CARD OUT NOW!
so Person meets @Homerblindcat's mom tonight and all I get is this stupid plastic bag? WAIT, PLASTIC BAG? *crinkle*shred*ang*ang*ang* OK, WIN.
Heading for nap on back porch and WHAT IS THIS? Evil Neighbor Cat napping on MY DECK?!? Why-you-I-oughtta-- WHOAAAAA just levitated four feet LEMME DOWN I CAN TAKE HIM
no...no...really. You don't need to read that article entitled "Exercise is good for cats over ten". Trust me on this.
"The only thing to fear...is an empty food bowl." - Roosevelt's cat (Stolen by his owner & reworded for use in famous presidential speech)
Wanna catch up on some of Ryker's best tweets? See Classic Ryker Part 1 here!
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This is our entry for Weekend Cat Blogging hosted by Judi, Jules and Vincent.
*SMILES*
ReplyDeleteHave a happy Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
It's like Shakespeare but more understandable lolol
ReplyDeleteLove those tweets. They are so funny and cute too. Hope you have a super week end.
ReplyDeleteyou met Homer's Mom!!!??? I wish I had known, I would have had you give her a HUGE hug from me!! I adore her! Her book was the FIRST book I ever reviewed on Cat Chat!!! I was a nervous wreck because I so wanted to do her book justice. I adore her!
ReplyDeleteWe love a cat with a sense humor.
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
I totally trust you on not reading about exercise MOL!
ReplyDeleteI am dropping by on the blog hop today to share an inspiring story about a parrot rescue lady in Canada. Watch the video and I know you'll be inspired.
ReplyDeleteHave a great rest of the weekend with your fur-kid.
Wise werds!
ReplyDeleteYou guys tweet the funniest stuff!
ReplyDeleteOh Dog! Those are classic!
ReplyDeleteHey Ryker, Hey Farraday, Hey Allie, Jet here.
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm impressed by your wit and cleverness Ryker, that tweet stuff still confuses us a little. Seems like your Mom is a really fast typist!