Saturday, January 19, 2013
Our Five Fave Tweets: January, 2013
Faraday. Dude. On a scale of 1-10 you just scored a 27 on the Destruction Meter. Momma's dinner = EVERYWHERE. Wow, that's talent.
Now doing performance art in the closet: styrofoam packaging looks great when shredded. Look ma! New snow shoes!
(to male cat) You're wearing a PINK bowtie? DOOD, go scratch a piece of furniture. Or shred a curtain or something, QUICK!
Does anyone have a Faraday Cage we can borrow? I soooo need it - and I'm not talking about caging The Brat (though that'll be a nice perk!). The decibel levels over here are simply scandalous!
HEY WHO LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP?!?!?! *full body S-H-A-K-E in 3...2...* Mowzers, look at daddy go - didn't think he could move that fast.