"Hullo everyone and thank you for your prompt attendance.
This meeting will now come to order!
(I've always wanted to say that - MOL!)"
"I'm Chairman Meow, and I've recently made the trek from Great Plains SPCA in Independence over to my buds here at Wayside.
Allie vouches for these folks, and I have to say, they're real stand-up peeps for sure. I've got my own room here, and the ladies are kinda sweet on an orange moggie as handsome as me. I'm loving all the attention!
I've been told that they're working hard to help dispel all those nasty rumors that come along with being an FIV kitty. I'm not sick, just slightly immune-suppressed. So (I can't believe I'm about to say something nice about a V-E-T here, but...) all I really need is a nice annual checkup.
Oh and a cushy indoor gig, too, please. That way I won't accidentally run into a kitty out in the 'hood who has a kitty cold I could catch!
Won't you come hang out with me so I can ply you with my mancatly charms and winning ways?
I just know we'd be purrfect for each other!
Mister Meow is hanging out at Allie's Alma mater, Wayside Waifs -- just waiting for you to fall in love with him!