Seriouslies, Mommy. A Pop Tart is not a Birfday Cake.
And you didn't even toast it.
(Uhm, I'm sorry.... Good thing the nice vet emailed to wish you a happy birthday....)
*GASP!* The EBIL V-E-T remembered and you didn't?!?!?
Faraday: But wait. There's more.
She stuck a bow on an old toy and tried to pass it off as my gift.
Maxwell: Uh, it's missing a leg....
Faraday: You see? You see what's happening here? I hit 5 and I get marginalized.
I think this is Age Discrimination.
At least Aunt Connie remembered me.
Allie: And it looks like she's got your number, too, Brat.