Going around surfing on kitties may sound totally rad and really edgy for a catnip turtle and all.
Let's just say Maxie's like a green slope, or a bunny hill. But seriouslies...
You think you're ready for the double black diamond???
Let me remind you that you're taking your life in your own, uh, fins when engaging in such a rigorous sport.
Just remember to sign the waiver before you go.