"After I entered this organization, my associates immediately recognized my potential as an executive. I know how to set my own schedule when it comes to play time, meal time, and nap time, and I always speak my mind even if it means saying the hard things that people might not want to hear -- you know...hiss! Don't worry, though; I'm tough, but fair.
Employees who rise to my expectations receive competitive compensation packages that include purrs, head-butts, kneading, and lap-warming. I require my employees to be at least six years of age, maintain proficiency in the use of a cat charmer, and be skilled with a soft cat brush.
Duties include daily play sessions, petting, brushing, feeding, and litterbox maintenance. If your organization needs a C.F.O. (chief feline officer), look no further! Bring me on board, and your organization will soar to new levels of cuteness in the next quarter.
What are you waiting for? Let's do business together."
Ms. Puddie is available today - and fee waived! - at Allie's Alma Mater, Wayside Waifs.
Tough, but fair is a good thing. Paws crossed for you MS Puddie!
ReplyDeleteYes very fair terms and conditions!!
ReplyDeleteMs Puddie! Yous will rise to the top of the heap!
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Nellie
This is an excellent self-introduction, Ms. Puddie! I know your future employee will be so happy to have you as CFO!
ReplyDeleteI thought I saw a beautiful Puddie cat...I did! I did see a beautiful Puddie cat! ♥
ReplyDeleteMs. Puddie sounds like my human's calico (the cat before Sparkle) - and she's gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteMs, Puddie, your resume and qualifications are stellar!
ReplyDeleteWhat a sweetie!
ReplyDeleteDo you know why her eyes seem so dilated?
Anudder of those stoopid 'scuses fur surrenderin' a bootyful kitty. Weez sharin' and purrayin' she finds a luvvin' furever home soon.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
puddie...we hope yur interviewin yur new for evers peepulz & yur tellin them, yea, yur de one(s) & yur in yur new for evers by dadz day !! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteMs. Puddie, you're certain to be a success with your future forever family!
ReplyDeletePuddie, who could resist you?
ReplyDeleteWHO would NOT want to be employed by this magnificent charmer!!!???
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, you are beautiful beyond words!
ReplyDeleteMajorly beautiful is right! We hope you find your furever home very soon!
ReplyDeleteShe is cute. I like the look of her furs!
ReplyDeleteMs. Puddie is one gorgeous girl! I love her coloring. It sounds like she makes a great CFO too. :)
ReplyDelete-Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net
You have a pawrfect resume!
ReplyDeleteWe sure hope it gets you the desired den:)
Really, really soon!
What a beauty you are. We will be purring and praying that you get you forever home very soon. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteWhat a great post! Sounds like the ideal job.
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