Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Snake=1; Maxwell=0

When last we left our tale, Faraday had been rudely interrupted mid-strike by Maxwell, confident his snake-wrangling prowess was equally on point. 

 We join our story in progress ....
Faraday: Seriouslies, Maxie. It takes skillz to defeat a vishus snake. I'm not so sure you're up to --
Maxwell: Nonsense, boy.


Maxwell: All it takes is a bit of detailed inspection, the application of a bit of fluid dynamics, the concept of torque as applied to a ---


Hey! Wait --!


I wasn't done measuring the --- aaack!


I, uh --- think I'm done now.


Dood. You look like Braveheart, wearing that snake like a sash and stuffs.

 #SnakeFail


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19 comments:

  1. edieDecember 6, 2017 at 8:11 AM

    Way to quantum physics that snake into submission Maxie. Yeah, I have no idea what I'm talking about. ;)

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  2. Eastside CatsDecember 6, 2017 at 10:11 AM

    Maxwell, we are looking the other way and don't see ANYTHING...so your reputation is safe.

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  3. The Swiss CatsDecember 6, 2017 at 12:28 PM

    We don't know what is the concept of torque, but that sounds very impawtant for defeating a snake. Purrs

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  4. Random FelinesDecember 6, 2017 at 12:56 PM

    ummm....we think that point will have to go to the snake :)

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  5. SummerDecember 6, 2017 at 1:18 PM

    MOL - that's like how Binga plays with those.

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  6. Brian's Home BlogDecember 6, 2017 at 2:42 PM

    That was a very food lesson!

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  7. ValentineDecember 6, 2017 at 4:50 PM

    EEK it's a snakey attack! Careful the red and green might be warnings of its venom! EEK! I've never seen one of those snakeys where I live. Ours aren't colorful like that! Tee hee hee! Hugs!

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  8. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)December 6, 2017 at 5:10 PM

    Just the fact that you know these words is good enough for us, Maxie!

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  9. pilch92December 6, 2017 at 8:21 PM

    Oh no! It attacked you.

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  10. The Island CatsDecember 6, 2017 at 8:28 PM

    Maxwell, you lost us at fluid dynamics. ;)

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  11. Marty the ManxDecember 6, 2017 at 8:56 PM

    Hmmmm, Maxie, you got to keep your guard up with that sneaky snake on a stick!

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  12. meowmeowmansDecember 6, 2017 at 9:01 PM

    Looks like that snake fluid dynamic-ed you pretty good, Maxie.

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  13. M. K. ClintonDecember 6, 2017 at 9:03 PM

    Never trust a snake. They can turn on you in a flash.

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  14. Just DuckyDecember 6, 2017 at 10:05 PM

    Torque?

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  15. FurriesDecember 6, 2017 at 11:41 PM

    Maxwell, sometimes intuition can be just as useful as science. But you do look good wearing that snake.

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  16. My GBGV LifeDecember 7, 2017 at 5:55 AM

    I think it is a trophy snake used as a fashion accessory.

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  17. da tabbies o trout towneDecember 7, 2017 at 12:48 PM

    doodz...cranbereez we dinna noe ewe waz mezzin with a pie thon ~~~~ WHOA ~~~~~~ :) ♥♥

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  18. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensDecember 8, 2017 at 1:42 PM

    you do look mighty dapper wearing that snake..

    torque - maybe that is our problem.. I never let them study advanced mechanics

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  19. Meezer's Mews & Terrieristical WoofsDecember 12, 2017 at 11:07 PM

    Well, you know after you killed it off with that whap, you now get to wear it to show it off!

    Fluid dynamics?? I will ask pawppy he is an engineer...yup, fluids run downhill, and you cannot push a string...wait, that is not something fluid...but did you try to push that snake??

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