Friday, March 29, 2019

Speaking of Wide Loads....


Faraday: (muffled voice) Uh, Maxie...?
Maxwell: Uhhh, yeah?


Faraday: You make a great sunlight blocker for my eyes, but I can't breathe through all that bulk yanno.


Faraday: Mebbe I oughta take your share of bonito flakes tonight an' stuffs.


Maxwell: ...and now there's some disparaging going on behind me.
Faraday: Well, speaking of BEHINDS...
Maxwell: Watchit, dood. I'm bigger'n you.
Faraday: MY POINT EXACTLY MAXIE. 
No worries.
...I'll tell Mommy to give me all your noms for a few days.

Maxwell*sigh-h-h-h*

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10 comments:

  1. Aww, c'mon guys, be nice! You know that the camera makes everything appear bigger than it is in real life, so don't sweat it...no matter what your mamma says...
    *giggle*

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  2. Such typical cats. Our kitties are always arguing over something as well.

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  3. Geez, there's no winning around there, Maxie!

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  4. Maybe you could let a little gas rip while his face is down there! MOL

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  5. I bet Faraday would never say that to Allie! There's a reason he's survived so long!

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  6. Your behind is perfect- eat all the bonito flakes you want.

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  7. Hmm, mum doesn't like it when I sit on her face either. Wide load or not.

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  8. ummmm, Faraday? Maybe you should tread a little more lightly???

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  9. It's a trick, Maxie. Bonito flakes are non-caloric (aren't they?)!

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  10. Hmm... I hope there weren't any beans in your moist noms, Maxie. Tee hee hee. -Valentine (& Kerry) of Noir Kitty Mews

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