Faraday: Canz you eat it? It doesn't smell nommy.
The Mom: Um, nooo-o-o.... That's a space gun, and planets and asteroids.
Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy. You need a marketing kitteh to handle your writing career.
You needs to be selling your books for bonito flakes an' stuffs.
The Mom: Uhm...that's okay, kiddo. Really. But thanks for the offer.
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Faraday, be a stay-at-home consultant for marketing; inspect all merch, edit all writings, and nap on the keyboard when she needs a break!
ReplyDeletewhat a very cool gift!!
ReplyDeleteThat is a very nice gift.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I kind of like Faraday's idea!
ReplyDeletewow prezzies for your mum.
ReplyDeleteFaraday, do you have a one-track mind?
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Tama and Genji
We liked your moms book and think that is such a nice gift. We like your idea of bokito flakes Faraday
ReplyDeleteThat's a really nice gift! But no bonito flakes???
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