Friday, July 12, 2019

Kitteh Inspection!

Faraday: *sniff-f-f-f* What's this Mommy?


The Mom: A nice lady who reads my books made it for me as a thank-you. Wasn't that nice?

Faraday: Canz you eat it? It doesn't smell nommy.
The Mom: Um, nooo-o-o.... That's a space gun, and planets and asteroids.

Faraday: Seriouslies, Mommy. You need a marketing kitteh to handle your writing career.
You needs to be selling your books for bonito flakes an' stuffs.

The Mom: Uhm...that's okay, kiddo. Really. But thanks for the offer.

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9 comments:

  1. Faraday, be a stay-at-home consultant for marketing; inspect all merch, edit all writings, and nap on the keyboard when she needs a break!

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  2. I dunno, I kind of like Faraday's idea!

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  3. We liked your moms book and think that is such a nice gift. We like your idea of bokito flakes Faraday

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  4. That's a really nice gift! But no bonito flakes???

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