Never Mess with a Girlcat in Pearls

Remember the epic battle Faraday tattled on while the mom was out of town last week? 
Here is the full tale, unredacted.

Allie: Move over, Maxie. Let someone else have some lounger time.
Maxwell: Yeah, riiight. Think again, Allie. This lounger is TAKEN.

Allie: I said---
Maxwell: And I said it's TAKEN!

WHAP! WHAPPITY! WHAP!

Maxwell: You want a piece of this, Allie?

Well, DO ya?

(moments later...)

Maxwell: All right. All right, FINE.

Just quit it with the CLAWS, Allie!

Looks like Maxie fell for Classic Blunder #3, "never mess with a girlcat in pearls."

Dood, look out for Sicilians and land wars in Asia, too. Just meowin'.

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National Kick Butt Day

In order to Kick Butt effectively, one needs to stay in good fighting trim.
Here, we present examples of good fighting form for you to study at your leisure.

The Side Setup:

The Intimidating Glare:

The Ladylike Head Turn:

(or maybe she's just reacting to Maxie's breath?)

The Warning Look:

The Dominating Nip:

The...Ahh... (wait, that one wasn't supposed to be published, Mother!)

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Lounger Wars, Episode 1.

So a few weeks ago we won this pawesome Peach Industries kitty lounger (one for us and one for a shelter) over at Pricilla's blog.

Little did we know this had the power to turn mild-mannered Maxwell into Territorial Hoarder Kitty!

B-b-but momma, it was clearly for me. It matches my eyes and everything...!


Why yes, yes it does. But since when do you refuse to share, Maxie?

 Allie: That looks really comfortable, Maxie. Mind if I give it a try?

Maxwell: Come no further, Allie. Or I won't be responsible for my actions.

 
Allie: Oh please, Maxie. You can stop it with the dramatics. No one's buying it.

I mean, really.  You?!?

Allie: Now move over!

Maxwell: I warned you!
*whap!* *ka-pow!*

*gaaaaaargh!*

(see what we mean? This Peach Industries' Lounger has turned him into a ...a...hoarder!)

How will this tale end, gentle readers?
Will Allie ever get her turn on the Lounger?
Will Maxwell turn into the Kitty of Doom... permanently?

You'll have to wait to find out until the next installment of Lounger Wars!

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