Here is the full tale, unredacted.
Allie: Move over, Maxie. Let someone else have some lounger time.
Maxwell: Yeah, riiight. Think again, Allie. This lounger is TAKEN.
Allie: I said---
Maxwell: And I said it's TAKEN!
WHAP! WHAPPITY! WHAP!
Maxwell: You want a piece of this, Allie?
Well, DO ya?
(moments later...)
Maxwell: All right. All right, FINE.
Just quit it with the CLAWS, Allie!
Looks like Maxie fell for Classic Blunder #3, "never mess with a girlcat in pearls."
Dood, look out for Sicilians and land wars in Asia, too. Just meowin'.
That is some darn serious paw power!
ReplyDeleteShe means business!
ReplyDeleteyep - those classic blunders will get you every time
ReplyDeleteMe-ow that's some cat fight.x🐾🐾🐾😻💕
ReplyDeleteInigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
ReplyDeleteWestley: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die
dood.....whoa...watch it....N werd on de street iz
ReplyDeleteherz packin heet two.....and in PINK !! ☺☺♥♥
The whaps were a flyin' there
ReplyDeleteOh Maxwell, dude, it was those pearls dazzling you that did it.... and maybe the claws to the chest. I thought that move was outlawed by the Geneva Convention on Whapping, or was that a whapping fib? Anyways, I'm waiting for the rematch.....Purrrs
ReplyDeleteERin
ALlie, you need to join the Codmother gang at Trout Towne, you could be the Codmother :)
ReplyDeletePearls or no pearls, it's a big mistake to mess with girlcats, full stop!
ReplyDeleteThose girls are tuff!
ReplyDeleteThat's a Powerful Paw you got there, Allie :D Pawkisses for a Peaceful Day :) <3
ReplyDeleteOh boy, such happy fur siblings! I bet those claws are sharp as nails.
ReplyDeleteOh my!!! Allie...you go girl!
ReplyDeleteYou go girl! Pearls and all!!!
ReplyDeleteThose girlcats can be something. We speak from experience. ~Wally & Ernie
ReplyDeleteOh, Maxwell you poor thing. Allie shouldn't be forcing you from your lounge or giving you smacky paw. There aren't enough strands of pearls to make that behavior ladylike.
ReplyDeleteHe.
ReplyDeleteDidn't.........
* sigh *
He should be glad it wasn't Binga! He may have wound up losing some fur over that lounger.
ReplyDeleteThat face is absolutely priceless.
ReplyDeleteSheesh, that is one good left paw to the chest.
ReplyDeleteI love a girl with pearls and a solid left hook ;) ~Bear Cat
ReplyDeleteGreat photos of the "event"! Allie's a pretty tough girl. I don't think I'd want to come into contact with her claws! Tee hee hee! Purrs!
ReplyDeleteFaraday, looks like you backed down too quickly, dood. Hope no one was hurt! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
ReplyDeleteWow! A boxing match par-excellence!! Or rather a whapping match, claws and all...
ReplyDeleteThat's some serious business ! Purrs
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