Maxwell: Dood, Momma's gonna put you in Time Out for that headline. That's what she calls "sensationalism."
Faraday: Is not either! She said it herself. She
ran to the store and bought ALL our cards when Aunt Connie said they had arrived.
Allie: Honestly, I fail to see what all the fuss is about. It's not like they had a card with a fabulous and fashionable tuxedo girl on the front....
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Remember our Big Adventure last November when we visited our mom at work and got to be in a Hallmark photo shoot?
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| "What's my motivation again?" |
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| "Act big and tough. Got it." |
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| *sigh* "It's so stressful being a star..." |
And then we teased you with a censored photo!!
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| "I can't believe Momma made me do this...." |
We had to keep our mouths closed about that for almost a whole year!
But now they're here and we can share them with you:
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| "Beep Bloop...?" Momma, this is not Kittenese." |
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| "Wait." Traumatized look "I remember that hat...." |
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| "Yes. I remember that hat. Not fondly, either, Momma." |
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| (inside sentiment) |
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| "Hmpf." |
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| "Well at least my costume totally dominates Maxie's." |
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| "Nothing delivers mischief and mayhem like a C-at C-at!" |
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| (whaddaya mean it's not ferocious?!? I'm so out of here.) |
But wait! There's more!
In addition to the Star Wars collection at your nearby Wal-Mart, Maxwell came back in January for another photo shoot.
He can be spotted at your local Hallmark shop (or Hallmark aisle in grocers and other department stores) this Halloween.
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"I remember that one, Momma. But the night sky was blue ...
And there wasn't a lady on a broom..." |
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| "Aunt Sharon bought the card but didn't even recognize that was me!" |
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| "Maybe it's the back of my head. What if I posed like this?" |
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