Beautiful, with or without.
Guess who has a Cameo
in Today's Funny?
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Friday, May 20, 2016
Thursday, May 19, 2016
Thursday's Purrs: Massimo
"Hello there, my name is Massimo. I am a cat who has seen the world, both inside and out.
Right before I came here, I was living in a nice lady's yard and she fed me for quite some time before bringing me here. Though I've been roughing it outdoors, I have to admit, having someone care for me was awfully nice."
"In fact, my hunting skills may just have lost that fine edge while I was so nicely treated. So much so in fact, that I'm ready to retire. Yep, my hunting days are over. I've decided I want a nice family of my own to coddle and feed me - indoors - all the time!
To be honest, I've seen a lot, living on the outside -- and it has made me a tad leery of strangers, so when you come to see me I might be curled up under a cat tower, observing from a safe distance. But not to worry. Once I've assessed the situation and I see what an amazing human you are, I'll come out to say hello.
In fact, want to know a secret? I love a good brushing. Indeed I do! And I'll bet a good brushing is a swell way you and I can get to know one another.
So what do you say? Why don't you come on by and see if we're a good fit for each other?
Purrs,
Massimo"
Massimo's available for adoption today at the Great Plains SPCA Adoption Center in Merriam, KS.
Right before I came here, I was living in a nice lady's yard and she fed me for quite some time before bringing me here. Though I've been roughing it outdoors, I have to admit, having someone care for me was awfully nice."
"In fact, my hunting skills may just have lost that fine edge while I was so nicely treated. So much so in fact, that I'm ready to retire. Yep, my hunting days are over. I've decided I want a nice family of my own to coddle and feed me - indoors - all the time!
To be honest, I've seen a lot, living on the outside -- and it has made me a tad leery of strangers, so when you come to see me I might be curled up under a cat tower, observing from a safe distance. But not to worry. Once I've assessed the situation and I see what an amazing human you are, I'll come out to say hello.
In fact, want to know a secret? I love a good brushing. Indeed I do! And I'll bet a good brushing is a swell way you and I can get to know one another.
So what do you say? Why don't you come on by and see if we're a good fit for each other?
Purrs,
Massimo"
Massimo's available for adoption today at the Great Plains SPCA Adoption Center in Merriam, KS.
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
National Love a Plant Day?
*sniff*
Allie: Really, trees are nice and all, but I fail to understand ...
... as lovely as Catnip is, can you believe there's no day in honor of it?
Allie: Really, trees are nice and all, but I fail to understand ...
... as lovely as Catnip is, can you believe there's no day in honor of it?
After all, it would be the Fashionable thing to do!
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(There's not even a general Love a Plant Day. Tragic, really.)
Tuesday, May 17, 2016
'Toon Tuesdays: Rookie!
*snort*
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Toon Tuesdays feature animal (and sometimes human) humor created by the peeps over at Shoebox Greetings (a tiny little division of Hallmark) - where our mom works, too!
Monday, May 16, 2016
National Love a Tree Day
Faraday: No Mommy, I can't go in right now. I'm busy guarding Mister Tree.
He was recently a victim of some local Peemail.
That neighbor doggie's been eyeing this spot for the past hour.
I may hafta pull an all-nighter, Mommy.
Can you place a to-go order for a bonito flakes Happy Meal?
An' be sure you get the one with the Wand Toy inside.
He was recently a victim of some local Peemail.
That neighbor doggie's been eyeing this spot for the past hour.
I may hafta pull an all-nighter, Mommy.
Can you place a to-go order for a bonito flakes Happy Meal?
An' be sure you get the one with the Wand Toy inside.
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Friday, May 13, 2016
Thursday, May 12, 2016
Thursday's Purrs: Maddie
"
Meow there!
My name is Maddie, and I'm a beautiful longhaired brown and golden torbie.
What's a torbie, you ask? A cat with both tortoiseshell and tabby markings! I am super soft, and I have a marvelous purr."
"I was found as a stray. Can you believe someone let a sweet, gorgeous girl like me get away?
I can be little bashful at first, but I love attention. If you come to my kennel and talk to me, I will roll around while I'm listening, hanging on your every word. If you hold out your hand, I will give you some great headbutts. Hey, it's like I'm petting you!
You might have noticed that I'm 8 years old, but that's barely middle age for a cat. If you take good care of me, we could expect to enjoy many happy, healthy years together.
If you adopt me, I promise to take good care of you, too, giving you lots of love.
Love and headbutts,
Maddie"
Maddie's available at Allie'a Alma Mater, Wayside Waifs.
My name is Maddie, and I'm a beautiful longhaired brown and golden torbie.
What's a torbie, you ask? A cat with both tortoiseshell and tabby markings! I am super soft, and I have a marvelous purr."
"I was found as a stray. Can you believe someone let a sweet, gorgeous girl like me get away?
I can be little bashful at first, but I love attention. If you come to my kennel and talk to me, I will roll around while I'm listening, hanging on your every word. If you hold out your hand, I will give you some great headbutts. Hey, it's like I'm petting you!
You might have noticed that I'm 8 years old, but that's barely middle age for a cat. If you take good care of me, we could expect to enjoy many happy, healthy years together.
If you adopt me, I promise to take good care of you, too, giving you lots of love.
Love and headbutts,
Maddie"
Maddie's available at Allie'a Alma Mater, Wayside Waifs.
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